Poojab

When a male (traditionally under the influence of narcotics) attempts to insert his finger(s) into a vagina but loses co-ordination and they end up in the female's rectum.

Oh man I was so fucked and that french girl was gaggin for it so I went for it and accidentally gave her a poojab. Now say hello to mr. brown finger.

by Robert L. Dole April 3, 2007

Poojab

A Person What Jabs Poo With His/Her Finger

I Jab Poo
Therefore my friend, you are a POOJAB

by Ben HeeHee August 2, 2003

Poojab

The act of inserting a penis in a vagina

I am going to poojab some flipper tonight. I want to poojab some pussy.

by gary December 28, 2003

Pooja

Pooja is one of the prettiest light brown skinned girl you'll ever find. She is fuckin gorgeous. Never miss the the chance to ask her out. Pooja gets self conscious sometimes about the way she looks, but she has the most perfect body (average size and height). She is also very rich, but doesn't show it off. She also has very pretty eyelashes and good sense of style. Pooja's like big deee's. Pooja will look even hotter when she is older. You will love hanging out with her since she is so fukin funny and an amazing person with sooo many friendss.

I love Pooja and need her every second of my life.

by poojask2 January 21, 2019

Poojaculate

When you take a shit that is so long and rigid that it tickles your prostate, causing you to cum.

Person 1: Hey babe, I feel a big shit coming, how about you come lay on the floor in front of the toilet and I poojaculate on you?
Person 2: Sounds great, I love to be poojaculated on!

by monkeytickler23 August 17, 2014

Pooja

Pooja is a giving a prayer. It is also a gorgeous girl-name.

The name Pooja comes from India and has a beautiful meaning. People are making a lot of fun of it but when they realise how beautiful Pooja is they will stop.

Look at that cute girl named Pooja over there. She has dark brown hair and the most beautiful eyes ever. I wished I could be with her all day.

I do Pooja everyday. Or look at that pretty girl named Pooja. She is gorgeous af!!!!

by TacoBellHeaven May 3, 2016

pooja behaviour

Erratic, uncalled for behaviour. Usually with a violent temperament.

Wow why did you randomly kick that bin over? That's some Pooja behaviour right there.

by whatIsThisBehaiour!? April 13, 2019