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When a male (traditionally under the influence of narcotics) attempts to insert his finger(s) into a vagina but loses co-ordination and they end up in the female's rectum.
Oh man I was so fucked and that french girl was gaggin for it so I went for it and accidentally gave her a poojab. Now say hello to mr. brown finger.
Poojab by Robert L. Dole April 3, 2007
Words you can keep
A Person What Jabs Poo With His/Her Finger
I Jab Poo
Therefore my friend, you are a POOJAB
Poojab by Ben HeeHee August 2, 2003
The act of inserting a penis in a vagina
I am going to poojab some flipper tonight. I want to poojab some pussy.
Poojab by gary December 28, 2003
Pooja is one of the prettiest light brown skinned girl you'll ever find. She is fuckin gorgeous. Never miss the the chance to ask her out. Pooja gets self conscious sometimes about the way she looks, but she has the most perfect body (average size and height). She is also very rich, but doesn't show it off. She also has very pretty eyelashes and good sense of style. Pooja's like big deee's. Pooja will look even hotter when she is older. You will love hanging out with her since she is so fukin funny and an amazing person with sooo many friendss.
I love Pooja and need her every second of my life.
Pooja by poojask2 January 21, 2019

Poojaculate 

When you take a shit that is so long and rigid that it tickles your prostate, causing you to cum.
Person 1: Hey babe, I feel a big shit coming, how about you come lay on the floor in front of the toilet and I poojaculate on you?
Person 2: Sounds great, I love to be poojaculated on!
Poojaculate by monkeytickler23 August 17, 2014
Pooja is a giving a prayer. It is also a gorgeous girl-name.

The name Pooja comes from India and has a beautiful meaning. People are making a lot of fun of it but when they realise how beautiful Pooja is they will stop.

Look at that cute girl named Pooja over there. She has dark brown hair and the most beautiful eyes ever. I wished I could be with her all day.
I do Pooja everyday. Or look at that pretty girl named Pooja. She is gorgeous af!!!!
Pooja by TacoBellHeaven May 3, 2016

pooja behaviour

Erratic, uncalled for behaviour. Usually with a violent temperament.
Wow why did you randomly kick that bin over? That's some Pooja behaviour right there.
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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