Definitions by Chaneque
Pioja
A rare specimen driven by marijuana. Symptoms result in illogically complaining -about anything special-, fall asleep in an obviously uncomfortable position for around twelve hours in front of the tv, i.e. between a table full of glasses, cigarettes and weed and a coach. When the 'thing' gets enough energy to get up, the product of his rare activity process is magic waffles for breakfast.