Poojaculate 

When you take a shit that is so long and rigid that it tickles your prostate, causing you to cum.

Person 1: Hey babe, I feel a big shit coming, how about you come lay on the floor in front of the toilet and I poojaculate on you?
Person 2: Sounds great, I love to be poojaculated on!

Poojaculate by monkeytickler23 August 17, 2014

peejaculate 

When you accidentally squirt a small amount of urine. Created by combining "pee" and "ejaculate."

"Man, I had to pee so bad and I couldn't get to a toilet, I accidentally peejaculated."

peejaculate by Big N 44 March 31, 2008

Projaculator 

noun: projaculator; plural noun: projaculators

a: something used for making ejaculation calculations, in particular an electronic device which attaches to the erect penis which then provides the specific ejaculation velocity to a handheld device.

b: a person who ejaculates with such force that the blast radius is substantially larger than an average ejaculation.

"My God Fred, my last boyfriend was a dribbler, but you are a projaculator!"

"I'm sorry about the wall stain mom. I was unaware that I was a projaculator."

Projaculator by itchygoo August 21, 2016

Poopjaculate 

To accidentally deficate when reaching orgasm via g-spot stimulation through anal sex.

I was really pounding Julie's fart box furiously when the whore poopjaculated on my cock.

Poopjaculate by Anal Czar September 7, 2010

Projaculate 

To projaculate is, simply, to projectile ejaculate. Similar to projectile vomiting but more enjoyable.

'My fish is dead! I was having a slap over my DVD of 'embarrassing bodies' when I projaculated and shot a hole in his tank'.

Projaculate by Figaro666 January 13, 2011

poojaculating 

A feeling so good it is almost as good as pooing and ejaculating combined. A.K.A. the best feeling in life.

An unbelievably nice feeling such as ejaculating or pooing.

Person one: "After a week of camp I just need a good shower."

Person two: "I bet it's almost as good as poojaculating."

poojaculating by @Brackers21 December 18, 2011

poojaculation

This is an explosive poop blasting and spackeling the back of the porcelan due to a concurrent explosive ejaculation.

The toilet is dirty due to John's poojaculation. He was watching porn hub on the toilet again.

poojaculation by Galactic bad ass May 26, 2017