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A piece of poo that look like a bird. Some people crap out clay and shape it into a poojay so they can be proud to say they have made a poojay but ther really didn't and they are a failure. You can also shit out ziploc bags and tissue paper.
Jon just missed to toilet with his poojay. Aw Jon, now it's all over the ground.
by Bboy May 14, 2004
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A word describing a small and not particulary strong or hard person. Someone who thinks that they shouldn't be disrespected. Can be offensive to some people. Its origin is cloudy but after some research i have traced this word to TWGSB in kent where it was first used on a pupil as a joke that he took as an offense.
You're such a poojay.

I dont care you poojay.

Oi poojay come here.
by Sammul October 17, 2007
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A poop that looks like a bird. Sometimes people crap out ziploc bags that are poojays.
Jon just did a poojay.
by Jamers May 14, 2004
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A reverse blumpkin, when she is sitting on the porcelain thrown giving you some ferocious head.
Bro, my girl was taking a massive shit the other day and I talked her into a poojay, the only problem was the smell was causing me to tear up!
by Dave and Silent Mike February 23, 2016
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