Permaslam
Permaslam by Rarely Satisfied January 9, 2021
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Permaswallowed
A term used to describe how a person's existence is a mistake. When someone is so pathetic and dreadful that they should've been swallowed but in such a damning way that the nature is permanent. In other words, their existence should've never happened in the first place.
Scott: That pedophile should've been permaswallowed and never been allowed to be born. Their parents failed humanity and may God have mercy on their souls.
Permaswallowed by ShutUpBitchBam March 26, 2020
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Permaslam • permashame • permaslade • periasamy • Permalance • Permalimp • Permaswag • Permaclap • permala • permalag
Perma-slam
Perma-slam by Rarely Satisfied January 9, 2021
Permalance
I was hired for a freelance position at Condé Nast, then instead of hiring me full time, they kept me on permalance.
Permalance by Clandestine Cover June 16, 2007
permashades
A seemingly permanent sunglass-shaped tan line outlining one's optical region. Caused by dangerously high levels of ultraviolet exposure. Commonly found on the faces of bronze beach babes and metrosexual males.
Dude 1: What happened to your boy's face? Did he fall asleep at the beach?
Dude 2: Nah. He just picked up a new pair of permashades at the tanning salon.
Dude 1: He's so metro.
Dude 2: Nah. He just picked up a new pair of permashades at the tanning salon.
Dude 1: He's so metro.
permashades by super adam January 15, 2010
Permasimp
Someone who simps so hard and never stops the pursuit of pleasing someone and therefore is permanently stuck in their simp behavior.
Friend 1: That boy is such a simp, we need to save him from going further.
Friend 2: it’s too late for that, he is far beyond saving. That boy a permasimp
Friend 2: it’s too late for that, he is far beyond saving. That boy a permasimp
Permasimp by Jeffthomps April 2, 2021
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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