Permaslam

When a slampiece becomes permanent.

After going through many slampieces, I have finally netted a permaslam.

by Rarely Satisfied January 9, 2021

Permaswallowed

A term used to describe how a person's existence is a mistake. When someone is so pathetic and dreadful that they should've been swallowed but in such a damning way that the nature is permanent. In other words, their existence should've never happened in the first place.

Scott: That pedophile should've been permaswallowed and never been allowed to be born. Their parents failed humanity and may God have mercy on their souls.

by ShutUpBitchBam March 26, 2020

Permaswag

A word used to describe someone who always, in any situation, looks good.

After the 8 h long bussride Tim still looked amazing, Tim has permaswag.

by Tias H July 19, 2013

Perma-slam

When a slampiece becomes permanent.

I am tired of slampieces, I really need to get myself a perma-slam.

by Rarely Satisfied January 9, 2021

Permalance

A freelance position that turns into a full time job without benefits.

I was hired for a freelance position at Condé Nast, then instead of hiring me full time, they kept me on permalance.

by Clandestine Cover June 16, 2007

permashades

A seemingly permanent sunglass-shaped tan line outlining one's optical region. Caused by dangerously high levels of ultraviolet exposure. Commonly found on the faces of bronze beach babes and metrosexual males.

Dude 1: What happened to your boy's face? Did he fall asleep at the beach?
Dude 2: Nah. He just picked up a new pair of permashades at the tanning salon.
Dude 1: He's so metro.

by super adam January 15, 2010

Permasimp

Someone who simps so hard and never stops the pursuit of pleasing someone and therefore is permanently stuck in their simp behavior.

Friend 1: That boy is such a simp, we need to save him from going further.

Friend 2: it’s too late for that, he is far beyond saving. That boy a permasimp

by Jeffthomps April 2, 2021