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Permaswallowed 

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A term used to describe how a person's existence is a mistake. When someone is so pathetic and dreadful that they should've been swallowed but in such a damning way that the nature is permanent. In other words, their existence should've never happened in the first place.
Scott: That pedophile should've been permaswallowed and never been allowed to be born. Their parents failed humanity and may God have mercy on their souls.
Permaswallowed by ShutUpBitchBam March 26, 2020
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Permaswag 

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A word used to describe someone who always, in any situation, looks good.
After the 8 h long bussride Tim still looked amazing, Tim has permaswag.
Permaswag by Tias H July 19, 2013

Perma-slam 

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When a slampiece becomes permanent.
I am tired of slampieces, I really need to get myself a perma-slam.
Perma-slam by Rarely Satisfied January 9, 2021

Permalance 

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A freelance position that turns into a full time job without benefits.
I was hired for a freelance position at Condé Nast, then instead of hiring me full time, they kept me on permalance.
Permalance by Clandestine Cover June 16, 2007

permashades

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A seemingly permanent sunglass-shaped tan line outlining one's optical region. Caused by dangerously high levels of ultraviolet exposure. Commonly found on the faces of bronze beach babes and metrosexual males.
Dude 1: What happened to your boy's face? Did he fall asleep at the beach?
Dude 2: Nah. He just picked up a new pair of permashades at the tanning salon.
Dude 1: He's so metro.
permashades by super adam January 15, 2010

Permasimp 

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Someone who simps so hard and never stops the pursuit of pleasing someone and therefore is permanently stuck in their simp behavior.
Friend 1: That boy is such a simp, we need to save him from going further.

Friend 2: it’s too late for that, he is far beyond saving. That boy a permasimp
Permasimp by Jeffthomps April 2, 2021
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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