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Permaswallowed 

A term used to describe how a person's existence is a mistake. When someone is so pathetic and dreadful that they should've been swallowed but in such a damning way that the nature is permanent. In other words, their existence should've never happened in the first place.
Scott: That pedophile should've been permaswallowed and never been allowed to be born. Their parents failed humanity and may God have mercy on their souls.
Related Words

Permaswag 

A word used to describe someone who always, in any situation, looks good.
After the 8 h long bussride Tim still looked amazing, Tim has permaswag.
Permaswag by Tias H July 19, 2013

Perma-slam 

When a slampiece becomes permanent.
I am tired of slampieces, I really need to get myself a perma-slam.
Perma-slam by Rarely Satisfied January 9, 2021

Permalance 

A freelance position that turns into a full time job without benefits.
I was hired for a freelance position at Condé Nast, then instead of hiring me full time, they kept me on permalance.

permashades

A seemingly permanent sunglass-shaped tan line outlining one's optical region. Caused by dangerously high levels of ultraviolet exposure. Commonly found on the faces of bronze beach babes and metrosexual males.
Dude 1: What happened to your boy's face? Did he fall asleep at the beach?
Dude 2: Nah. He just picked up a new pair of permashades at the tanning salon.
Dude 1: He's so metro.
permashades by super adam January 15, 2010

Permasimp 

Someone who simps so hard and never stops the pursuit of pleasing someone and therefore is permanently stuck in their simp behavior.
Friend 1: That boy is such a simp, we need to save him from going further.

Friend 2: it’s too late for that, he is far beyond saving. That boy a permasimp
Permasimp by Jeffthomps April 2, 2021