Permasimp

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Someone who simps so hard and never stops the pursuit of pleasing someone and therefore is permanently stuck in their simp behavior.

Friend 1: That boy is such a simp, we need to save him from going further.

Friend 2: it’s too late for that, he is far beyond saving. That boy a permasimp

Permasimp by Jeffthomps April 2, 2021

Words you can keep

permadump

Breaking up with someone for the last time after a rocky on and off relationship.

Emily, you're hot and can do way better than that guy. When are you going to permadump his ass?

permadump by mvolfman December 2, 2010

Related Words

Permasimp • Permalimp • Perma-Pimple • permasingle • permanip • Permasmile • permadip • permadump • permanipplelipilis • Permanipplitis

permasingle

"Permanently Single"

I'm permasingle, there's no one out there for me.

permasingle by ekailthomas January 10, 2008

permatemp

A temporary employee who has beeen exploited for a long duration of time in the workplace, doing the same task as full-time employees, but not receiving company benefits.

Being a permatemp is awesome because I get to grab my ankles all day.

permatemp by The Tank January 14, 2004

permasin

A type of build found on the online MMORPG Guild Wars. An assassin using Glyph Swiftness, Deadly Paradox and Shadowform can maintain Shadowform indefinitely, giving the user immunity from most types of damage. Often used for farming.
Note: there were permasins before GW:ENexisted, but with its addition the build becomes much simpler.

Me: Um...hi.
Group: OMG FINALLY A PERMASIN TO RUN US TO DROKS! Do you have shadowform?
Me: What's that?
(kicked)

permasin by MankMoon October 19, 2008

permanips

the state at which both nipples are permanently erect

Wow, that guy is either really cold or has permanips!

permanips by Erica C. Jones February 6, 2009

Permasmile

Also known as perma-smile.

To have a permanent smile on your face when you are under the influence of any drug or alcohol. Most likely, somebody will have a permasmile when they are on really good shrooms and suffer from uncontrollable laughter that seems to go on forever.

I was so trashed last night on shrooms that I had a permasmile and thought everything was funny.

Permasmile by Citizen Insane January 2, 2005

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

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