permashades

A seemingly permanent sunglass-shaped tan line outlining one's optical region. Caused by dangerously high levels of ultraviolet exposure. Commonly found on the faces of bronze beach babes and metrosexual males.

Dude 1: What happened to your boy's face? Did he fall asleep at the beach?
Dude 2: Nah. He just picked up a new pair of permashades at the tanning salon.
Dude 1: He's so metro.

permashades by super adam January 15, 2010

permashame 

the stigma attached to a person after a public humiliation, from which recovery will be very difficult

"He wet himself in the middle of school and there was no way of hiding it - oh God, the permashame!"
"He dropped the ball in extra time and cost his team the grand final - instant permashame! He'll have to win them another three grand finals to get away from that."
"Dave's permashamed now, ever since he left his lapel mic on while poopsterbating. Not even his Grandma makes eye contact with him now."

permashame by chickenLicker69 November 24, 2015

permaslade 

Know the feeling of being so tired you are delirious... it's past that.

dude, you are permaslade.

permaslade by Coach Bee January 12, 2011

Permashadow

1. A man who still has a dark outline of his beard/stubble at all times, even after being clean shaven.

"Hey! Even though you just shaved, I can still see the outline of your beard. You have a permashadow!"

Permashadow by jackbauer87 August 5, 2014