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permalag 

Repeated doses of jet lag, the result of back-to-back flights across multiple time zones. By the time you've grown accustomed to one time zone, you're already in the next. Typically the result of an around the world flight with multiple stop overs.

Sometimes abbreviated to lagged.

A mild form of permaphuck.
I've got a serious dose of permalag.
permalag by Tokyoite September 11, 2009
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When a chick or even sometimes a dude is constantly on there rag (period)
John: Holy shit man i swear stacy has a fuckin permarag shes always in a pissy mood

Scoot: Honestly i dont understand why she just doesn't get some dick and stfu
Permarag by >N@T3< March 15, 2010
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permarage 

Permarage: existing in a stage of permanent rage, to be permanantly raging.
This is exclusively associated with the odious bigoted, anti-catholic, sectarian supporters of Glasgow Rangers (known more widely as huns)
The following items are known to bring the permarage that is normally bubbling under the surface of any hun to the fore.
Anything to do with Celtic, Scotlands most celebrated and internationally successful football club.
Ireland, Irish music or culture because of Celtics Irish heritage..
Catholicism: to the point where they took eggs benedict off of the menu at Ibrox when Cardinal Ratzenberger was elected pope and took the name Benedict.
Pepperami (a meat snack): Banned from sale at Ibrox because it is in a green wrapper. Green is the colour most associated with Celtic and Ireland (see above).
There was a serious outbreak of permarage over at Ibrox as Rangers lost to Celtic again.
permarage by Tim Malloy July 14, 2007

Permalance 

A freelance position that turns into a full time job without benefits.
I was hired for a freelance position at Condé Nast, then instead of hiring me full time, they kept me on permalance.

Permafag 

When someone is considered a permant fag. ie, just like permafrost is somewhere that permanantly has frost, a permafag is someone that is permantly a fag.
Hey that Dave guy is a real permafag
Permafag by Angus90 August 4, 2007

Permalance 

A freelance position that turns into a full time job without benefits.
I was hired for a freelance position at Condé Nast, then instead of hiring me fulltime, they kept me on permalance.

Permalaundry 

The perennial pile of laundry in transit, comprising clean (not put away), hanging and drying, still in the washing machine, laundry hamper and overflow and on the floor.
"That permalaundry best be dealt wi' by my return else you for the high jump, fuzzball!."
Permalaundry by conciliation March 7, 2009