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Permalimp 

Far beyond the reaches of "bonerkill", to enter a state of permalimp you must see something (usually a sexual act) so horrifyingly terrible you will be unable to achieve a state of erection for a permanent basis.
After being baited and trapped by a fake link, I was presented with five elderly men commiting an act so terrible, I have gone Permalimp. My girlfriend has left me, I get lol'd at in the locker rooms, my parents have abandoned me, and I have lost all my friends.
Permalimp by silasam July 7, 2010
Words you can keep

permadump 

Breaking up with someone for the last time after a rocky on and off relationship.
Emily, you're hot and can do way better than that guy. When are you going to permadump his ass?
permadump by mvolfman December 2, 2010

perma-limp 

A permanent limp caused by a previous accident/break/fracture on the legs/ankles/shins/feet/etc.

A person with a perma-limp has a "funny", special walk often mistaken as a weird strut.

Perma-limps should NOT be mistaken as a swagger.
Lexxy: "Dude! There's Andre, over there!"

Trina: "What? Where? How'd you know that's him?"

Lexxy: "It's his signature perma-limp, you can't miss it."
perma-limp by lexxy08 October 20, 2010

permalink 

A URL that references a webpage, often one that is dynamically rendered, which displays the information of a single article (usually from an RSS feed) that was featured on the main section of a website but will be or currently is archived.
1) The articles on the frontpage of my blog are generated from an RSS feed, so I'm including a permalink for each page; I just POST the article ID to a PHP webpage that dynamically displays the desired content.

2) The permalinks to all my articles are just SSI pages with filenames of the article IDs. The server includes the XML document of the page with Perl include calls, and I use CSS to control how they are displayed.
permalink by Cheese Lord November 16, 2006

permalink 

A link to a specific article in the archives of a blog, which will remain valid after the article is no longer listed on the blog's front page (i.e after it has archived).
Instead of just linking to the home page of a blog, use the permalink so people will be able to read the article even after the blog has been updated.
permalink by Basseq November 7, 2004

permatemp 

A temporary employee who has beeen exploited for a long duration of time in the workplace, doing the same task as full-time employees, but not receiving company benefits.
Being a permatemp is awesome because I get to grab my ankles all day.
permatemp by The Tank January 14, 2004
the state at which both nipples are permanently erect
Wow, that guy is either really cold or has permanips!
permanips by Erica C. Jones February 6, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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