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Permalimp

Far beyond the reaches of "bonerkill", to enter a state of permalimp you must see something (usually a sexual act) so horrifyingly terrible you will be unable to achieve a state of erection for a permanent basis.
After being baited and trapped by a fake link, I was presented with five elderly men commiting an act so terrible, I have gone Permalimp. My girlfriend has left me, I get lol'd at in the locker rooms, my parents have abandoned me, and I have lost all my friends.
by silasam July 7, 2010
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permadump

Breaking up with someone for the last time after a rocky on and off relationship.
Emily, you're hot and can do way better than that guy. When are you going to permadump his ass?
by mvolfman December 2, 2010
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perma-limp

A permanent limp caused by a previous accident/break/fracture on the legs/ankles/shins/feet/etc.

A person with a perma-limp has a "funny", special walk often mistaken as a weird strut.

Perma-limps should NOT be mistaken as a swagger.
Lexxy: "Dude! There's Andre, over there!"

Trina: "What? Where? How'd you know that's him?"

Lexxy: "It's his signature perma-limp, you can't miss it."
by lexxy08 October 20, 2010
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permalink

A URL that references a webpage, often one that is dynamically rendered, which displays the information of a single article (usually from an RSS feed) that was featured on the main section of a website but will be or currently is archived.
1) The articles on the frontpage of my blog are generated from an RSS feed, so I'm including a permalink for each page; I just POST the article ID to a PHP webpage that dynamically displays the desired content.

2) The permalinks to all my articles are just SSI pages with filenames of the article IDs. The server includes the XML document of the page with Perl include calls, and I use CSS to control how they are displayed.
by Cheese Lord November 16, 2006
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permalink

A link to a specific article in the archives of a blog, which will remain valid after the article is no longer listed on the blog's front page (i.e after it has archived).
Instead of just linking to the home page of a blog, use the permalink so people will be able to read the article even after the blog has been updated.
by Basseq November 7, 2004
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permatemp

A temporary employee who has beeen exploited for a long duration of time in the workplace, doing the same task as full-time employees, but not receiving company benefits.
Being a permatemp is awesome because I get to grab my ankles all day.
by The Tank January 14, 2004
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permanips

the state at which both nipples are permanently erect
Wow, that guy is either really cold or has permanips!
by Erica C. Jones February 6, 2009
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