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Permaslam 

When a slampiece becomes permanent.
After going through many slampieces, I have finally netted a permaslam.
Permaslam by Rarely Satisfied January 9, 2021

permastudent 

One of those people in their late 20s or early 30s, or even mid to late 30s who has never held any kind of full time job, barely has a degree worth mentioning (usually in something assinine like liberal arts or women's native's lesbian's studies) and is still trying to get juust a few more courses before they can start their PHD..... and eventually retire at 75 with several million in student loan debts and never having worked a day in their life (aside from mandatory TA positions).
All of the sophomores had a class with Johnny, a 35 year old permastudent who has been stretching his final year of university over the past decade.....
permastudent by muntumbo mo klik December 15, 2006

permafade 

to be permanently faded from smoking to much weed
afer smoking weed every day for a year he now has permafade
permafade by mikeysuperbad April 21, 2009

permashades

A seemingly permanent sunglass-shaped tan line outlining one's optical region. Caused by dangerously high levels of ultraviolet exposure. Commonly found on the faces of bronze beach babes and metrosexual males.
Dude 1: What happened to your boy's face? Did he fall asleep at the beach?
Dude 2: Nah. He just picked up a new pair of permashades at the tanning salon.
Dude 1: He's so metro.
permashades by super adam January 15, 2010

permafaded

Daniel has smoked so much he is permafaded.
permafaded by House One June 17, 2007

Permagrader 

Noun: A person (often times a teacher) who constantly gives the same grade on every assignment. Someone who gives nothing but a certain grade no matter the change in performance.
My teacher is such a permagrader, she always gives me an 83.5 on my essays.
Permagrader by Golden_Guitar March 22, 2011