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STD

A dude who's a total dick to everyone not like him, and basically the semen used to impregnate his prostitute mother was infected with a sexually transmitted DNA retrovirus that alters the DNA of diploid cells shortly before meiosis begins. Thus, it's perfectly ok to execute him for being a crime against humanity because, technically, he's not a human, and he must be removed from the gene pool ASAP.
-That guy's a total STD.
by aka_Pyro April 6, 2007
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Phonics Monkey

The Phonics Monkey from that one episode of South Park where Cartman misspelled CHAIR in a spelling bee. When Cartman tried to get help from the phonics monkey, it just started beating off behind its drumbset.
A consumer report included the growing number of returns of the infamous reading product, the Phonics Monkey, which just turns out to be a degenerate species of bonobo chimp.
by aka_Pyro April 6, 2007
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the hustle

The least retarded dance your P.E. teachers will ever make you do. It's relaxing.
Do the Hustle! *Backwards, Clap, Forwards, Clap, spin to the right, clap, spin to the left, clap, jump forwards, jump back, repeat, click heels twice, heel-toe-heel-toe-heel-heel-toe-toe, turn and repeat from step 1*
by aka_Pyro August 19, 2007
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sexy ass

1. A humorous exclamation uttered whilst playing a game, and while playing, the game characters unintentionally do something suggestive, for example, when playing Star Wars Battlefront, and you use the crawl feature and make the character back up, causing them to crawl backwards with their ass in the air. At that point, it is prudent to say "Sexy Ass!" to provide comical relief.
*Playing Battlefront II as Aayla Secura:
me: Sexy Ass!
crazedgamer24 (a.k.a. Fuck Bag): lol!
by aka_Pyro May 27, 2007
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the Megaman effect

When a game company lucks out with smash hit game, and then proceeds to crank out worthless clones of the game, cleverly disguising them as "sequels." A prime example is CapCom's MegaMan BattleNetwork series for Game Boy Advance, which began as a launch title for the handheld in 2001, but quickly became an incredibly long "series" of games that are all essentially the same game. Of course, the same thing could be applied to Nintendo and Game Freak's popular Pokemon series for Game Boy, GBA, and the DS.
Dude, WW2 games, Vietnam war games, and Atlus RPGs are suffering from the MegaMan effect.
by aka_Pyro May 23, 2007
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Last Chaos

An mmorpg freeware game by some Korean company. It is FUN and ADDICTIVE. The only monetary component of the game is the Item Mall, in which players with credit cards or paypal accounts can purchase exclusive ingame items. This game was not designed to take money from people, but to leave big names like WoW and EQ2 without souls to control.
enfranchised gamer: WoW? Blam that, let's go play some lc(Last Chaos)!
by aka_Pyro April 27, 2007
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Telefukkies

late night teletubbies. favorite characters of Bunny from Retarded Animal Babies. Their "Antenna" bear a close resemblance to dildoes, in a variety of malformations.
I made costumes of all my favorite tv characters! Hooray for the Telefukkies!
by aka_Pyro May 7, 2007
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