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Panished 

when you are panicked and surprised at the same time
i thought i died so i was panished
Panished by voidninja8224 May 8, 2022
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pope punished 

The action brought upon young children by the popes raging sexual desires.
"Daddy the pope punished me today"! "Son tell me exactly what hole the man tore apart with his massive holy staff"!?

Punished Him Severely 

Punished Him Severely is a running gag in the Oversimplified series. It first appeared in Hitler (episode) and was last seen in the Napoleonic Wars. People, most notably Adolf Hitler, were getting spanked by Alois Hitler or by a family member.
Person 1: What happened to him?
Person 2: His father punished him severely

punished 

when something is messed up/ruined/in pain
*drops phone*

“my phone is punished”
punished by click465 August 11, 2019

Punished Trump 

The final form of Donald Trump. Punished Trump refers to Donald Trump in his Dark MAGA period. A hero denied by his homeland and punished by those he called his people, Punished Trump will lead Dark MAGA.
Do you like Trump? His early work was a little too boomer for my tastes. But when he transformed into punished trump after losing the 2020 election, I think he really came into his true form, creatively and aesthetically.
Punished Trump by tk10 March 27, 2022

Never Punished 

What Jan from PokemonChallenges (twitch.tv/PokemonChallenges) says when something RNG dependent happens (i.e. not dodging a critical hit on one of his Pokemon by not switching into a different Pokemon)
Almost dies to a wild Pokemon with Explosion
"Never punished boys!"
Never Punished by Tritonist July 18, 2021

too big to be punished 

Powerful interests that are not subjected to normal legal proceedings, but instead are allowed to settle out of court and out of criminal charges, and keep their profits. In rare cases where prosecution and related settlements are even attempted, they seem outrageously small in relation to huge profits and the blatant disregard for the law by the perpetrators. Many would be easy to prosecute because the evidence is well documented by a large paper trail, and has thousands of potential witnesses that support the prosecutors case.

In many cases the "too bigs...." are responsible for massive amounts of damage to the economy and creating devastating personal losses for hundreds of thousands of people.
The banks have developed a fail safe way of robbing and defrauding their customers and tax payers, by pleading they are too big to fail, and too big to be punished.
too big to be punished by mlhiss March 22, 2012
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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