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Sexual intercourse involving the use of a penis. Not a fake penis, but a real penis possesed by a male of the species. e.g. a lesbian cannot "penis" another lesbian.
Dude, wookie totally penised lyzzi last night.
by Fianslip March 18, 2006
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1. Forceful, yet playful interaction between a throbbing happy-rod and <insert orifice here>. Doesn't really need much more explanation.
person1: haha! she got penised in her/the <insert orifice here>!
by aka_Pyro May 26, 2007
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When an individual has had someone elses penis rubbed over them, usually unwillingy. Most commonly rubbed on the head
'Hahaha, did you see ashley just got penised by elliot?!' - After Elliot rubbed his penis over ashley's head.
by Miss A. Crew September 25, 2008
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Often used when defeating another player in video games. Made popular by players in halo 3 who would often change their symbol to a grenade and a banner. This when changed to one color (commonly red- got raped so hard there was blood) look a lot like a penis.
Winner: Haha look at that looser, I penised him soo bad.

Looser: WTF are you talking about?
by SeeDemTails September 18, 2009
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The act of calling one's phone, and shouting penis before hanging up.
"Oh did you hear? Bill just got penised last night."
by Bluntz May 29, 2006
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(Verb) To penis someone; to smack them anywhere as apunishment for a stupid comment.
Person A: 10 x 10 = 1000 right?
Person B: are you kidding me???
Person A: oooooooh right!! It equals 100
Person B: ::smaks Person A in stomach::
Person C: HAHAHA!! You were penised!!
by Eham June 12, 2005
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1. to dominate one's tasks
2. to defeat convincingly
1. Sentence: I really penised that test
2. Sentence: Team A penised Team B; the game was never close.
by Daddy_1 April 14, 2010
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