4 definition by lord damp nutksdom f

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Someone who fucks without thinking who or what they are desecrating it's extreame force and anger.
"Ben Gaul was bird slamming pretty hard last night on his neighbors letterbox"!
by lord damp nutksdom f March 06, 2017

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The action brought upon young children by the popes raging sexual desires.
"Daddy the pope punished me today"! "Son tell me exactly what hole the man tore apart with his massive holy staff"!?
by lord damp nutksdom f March 07, 2017

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A name give to a young lad after he helped a lady find her lost children.
"Thanks kid, your a ledge"!
by lord damp nutksdom f March 07, 2017

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Scissors that must never make contact of any sort with anything other than fabric.
If you cut paper with Mrs Henshaws fabric scissors you will get cut by the blade of her rusty yard clippers!
by lord damp nutksdom f March 29, 2017

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