had a BM, diarrhea, pooped
coined while camping after telling the group the ranger was replenishing the toilet
paper, but two guys heard me say "punishing the toilet
paper". We decided it's a good way to say, had a healthy
shit, or perhaps the runs, without actually saying things of that ilk
"
Oi, after all that
greasy food last night, I really punished the toilet paper this
morning."
"After riding my bike for 50 miles with no toilet in sight, I badly need to punish the toilet paper."
"Those women in the movie Bridesmaids really punished the toilet paper."