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punished
a. to be fucked from an alcoholic beverage
b. to be striaght bafugly (butt fuckin ugly)
c. to be smacked
d.your on your ass
b. to be striaght bafugly (butt fuckin ugly)
c. to be smacked
d.your on your ass
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Punished
Punished Him Severely
Punished Him Severely is a running gag in the Oversimplified series. It first appeared in Hitler (episode) and was last seen in the Napoleonic Wars. People, most notably Adolf Hitler, were getting spanked by Alois Hitler or by a family member.
Punished Him Severely by ihadnoideaforapseudonym October 16, 2021
Punished Trump
The final form of Donald Trump. Punished Trump refers to Donald Trump in his Dark MAGA period. A hero denied by his homeland and punished by those he called his people, Punished Trump will lead Dark MAGA.
Do you like Trump? His early work was a little too boomer for my tastes. But when he transformed into punished trump after losing the 2020 election, I think he really came into his true form, creatively and aesthetically.
Punished Trump by tk10 March 27, 2022
Punished Goy
An obese Malaysian college student, real name Adam. He studies e-commerce in Kuala Lumpur so that he can one day grow up to drop ship Chinese junk to Americans. One of the many victims/lolcows of rhodie9k and his trolling. Adam/goy is easy to make have a meltdown when you tell him that he has been catfished yet again by one of his ‘egirls’ , that he is overweight, or that he is not yellow- he is brown and a Muslim. (Adam takes pride in the fact that he is ‘yellow/Asian’ although his true skin tone is more a dark shade of brown and his family are practicing Muslims)
Guy 1: “who is this dumbass with a SS soldier pfp that is typing in broken English about age of consent laws?”
Guy 2 “oh that’s just punished goy, he’s sperging out after rhodie9k exposed him for liking CP again”
Guy 2 “oh that’s just punished goy, he’s sperging out after rhodie9k exposed him for liking CP again”
Punished Goy by blackpilledbuckbreaker June 12, 2023
punished the toilet paper
had a BM, diarrhea, pooped
coined while camping after telling the group the ranger was replenishing the toilet paper, but two guys heard me say "punishing the toilet paper". We decided it's a good way to say, had a healthy shit, or perhaps the runs, without actually saying things of that ilk
coined while camping after telling the group the ranger was replenishing the toilet paper, but two guys heard me say "punishing the toilet paper". We decided it's a good way to say, had a healthy shit, or perhaps the runs, without actually saying things of that ilk
"Oi, after all that greasy food last night, I really punished the toilet paper this morning."
"After riding my bike for 50 miles with no toilet in sight, I badly need to punish the toilet paper."
"Those women in the movie Bridesmaids really punished the toilet paper."
"After riding my bike for 50 miles with no toilet in sight, I badly need to punish the toilet paper."
"Those women in the movie Bridesmaids really punished the toilet paper."
punished the toilet paper by yewbetcha September 11, 2011
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