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Penissed 

When a person with a penis has fcked you over/done you dirty.
Bryce broke up with me, because my boobs are too small!:(“
“You been penissed, bitch”
Penissed by CrustyButtBacon March 14, 2023

Penissey 

1.When you jack off while listening to Morrissey.

I will be sure to do a penissey after I poop.
Penissey by Jack Wade April 7, 2007
Sexual intercourse involving the use of a penis. Not a fake penis, but a real penis possesed by a male of the species. e.g. a lesbian cannot "penis" another lesbian.
Dude, wookie totally penised lyzzi last night.
Penised by Fianslip April 18, 2006
1. Forceful, yet playful interaction between a throbbing happy-rod and <insert orifice here>. Doesn't really need much more explanation.
person1: haha! she got penised in her/the <insert orifice here>!
penised by aka_Pyro June 14, 2007

penissexual 

penissexual where you cum from seeing your own penis
everytime i see my penis i cum i'm penissexual
penissexual by gayestard March 26, 2021
Often used when defeating another player in video games. Made popular by players in halo 3 who would often change their symbol to a grenade and a banner. This when changed to one color (commonly red- got raped so hard there was blood) look a lot like a penis.
Winner: Haha look at that looser, I penised him soo bad.

Looser: WTF are you talking about?
Penised by SeeDemTails September 19, 2009