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Penissed 

When a person with a penis has fcked you over/done you dirty.
“Bryce broke up with me, because my boobs are too small!:(“
“You been penissed, bitch”
Penissed by CrustyButtBacon March 14, 2023

Penissey 

1.When you jack off while listening to Morrissey.
I will be sure to do a penissey after I poop.
Penissey by Jack Wade April 7, 2007
Sexual intercourse involving the use of a penis. Not a fake penis, but a real penis possesed by a male of the species. e.g. a lesbian cannot "penis" another lesbian.
Dude, wookie totally penised lyzzi last night.
Penised by Fianslip April 18, 2006
1. Forceful, yet playful interaction between a throbbing happy-rod and <insert orifice here>. Doesn't really need much more explanation.
person1: haha! she got penised in her/the <insert orifice here>!
penised by aka_Pyro June 14, 2007

penissexual 

penissexual where you cum from seeing your own penis
everytime i see my penis i cum i'm penissexual
penissexual by gayestard March 26, 2021
Often used when defeating another player in video games. Made popular by players in halo 3 who would often change their symbol to a grenade and a banner. This when changed to one color (commonly red- got raped so hard there was blood) look a lot like a penis.
Winner: Haha look at that looser, I penised him soo bad.

Looser: WTF are you talking about?
Penised by SeeDemTails September 19, 2009
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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