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Pedofeeler

Someone who's sexually attracted to pedophiles
"I think Jermey's a pedofeeler."

"What?"

"His girlfriend's a pedophile."
Pedofeeler by yurtyopuptheslop September 6, 2018
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Pedofeline 

A french pedophile feline, who happens to favour children under the age of 10...Commonly named Gap-tooth, the french cat
Qui-est? C'est moi le pedofeline, Gap-tooth!

Gap-Tooth: "So, I heard you were turning six..."
Pedofeline by SantaSaysHo(e)<s> February 19, 2010

pedofellatio 

making a bald eagle give you a blow job, recieving fellatio in a pedophilistic fashion
Your 10 year old sister gave me pedofellatio.
pedofellatio by The Birdwatcher March 24, 2003

Pedofeet 

Where your toes look like mini bald pedofiles
Wow you got some mad pedofeet bro
Pedofeet by Pedofeet101 October 15, 2019

pedofeelya

Foot fetish; sexual arousal ensuing from touching someone else's bare feet. (Unfortunately, there is no such thing as a pedocure.)
Pardon my pedofeelya: please will ya let me tickle your toes?
pedofeelya by Wizard-of-Odds March 7, 2016

Pedofuel 

Anything that makes a pedophile more hungry for children

Ex: Minors posting naked pictures
Barney and Friends gives my grandpa pedofuel
Pedofuel by Big Dick Daddy Darell November 29, 2018
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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