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To become stunned or paralyzed in arousal for underage children. Similar to petrified.

To convert (wood or other organic matter) into a stony replica by means of pedofication.

To cause to become stiff or rigid through exposure to children.
The man in the trench coat became aroused as the school bus unloaded onto the playground. His penis flooded with blood and his knees shivered; but, his hands had become pedofied, unable to expose the throbbing genitals underneath his trench coat.
pedofied by broughizzay October 22, 2009
The act of doing unconsensual things to little people
Mom, I just got pedofied by dad this past weekend.
Pedofied by AHefty October 17, 2022
Related Words
Pedofed = When a Spoon Touchs A Fork
Anthony - oh no did that spoon just touch that fork

Callum - yup

Anthony - pedofed!
Pedofed by James Dolan August 26, 2005
When a pedophile is officially registered as a sexual offender/predator on a file in the government's computer system.
Allen: "Did you hear about the pedophile in our neighborhood that recently got busted by the FBI yesterday?"
Steve: "Yeah. He deserves to be pedofiled."
Pedofiled by TyTyJewBoy June 1, 2009

Pedofiddled 

Someone who has been previously been and victim of a pedophile
I have been pedofiddled
Pedofiddled by ChickenAiden April 25, 2021

pedo-fied 

He was pedo-fied by weird shows
pedo-fied by anonymous March 26, 2023

Pedofiel 

Die ginger is misschien een pedofiel. Je kan het zien aan zijn kapsel.
Pedofiel by lol_Lucas January 29, 2024
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