pedofied

To become stunned or paralyzed in arousal for underage children. Similar to petrified.

To convert (wood or other organic matter) into a stony replica by means of pedofication.

To cause to become stiff or rigid through exposure to children.

The man in the trench coat became aroused as the school bus unloaded onto the playground. His penis flooded with blood and his knees shivered; but, his hands had become pedofied, unable to expose the throbbing genitals underneath his trench coat.

by broughizzay October 22, 2009

Pedofied

The act of doing unconsensual things to little people

Mom, I just got pedofied by dad this past weekend.

by AHefty October 17, 2022

Pedofed

Pedofed = When a Spoon Touchs A Fork

Anthony - oh no did that spoon just touch that fork

Callum - yup

Anthony - pedofed!

by James Dolan August 26, 2005

Pedofiled

When a pedophile is officially registered as a sexual offender/predator on a file in the government's computer system.

Allen: "Did you hear about the pedophile in our neighborhood that recently got busted by the FBI yesterday?"
Steve: "Yeah. He deserves to be pedofiled."

by TyTyJewBoy June 1, 2009

Pedofiddled

Someone who has been previously been and victim of a pedophile

I have been pedofiddled

by ChickenAiden April 25, 2021

pedo-fied

to turn someone pedophillic

He was pedo-fied by weird shows

by anonymous March 26, 2023

Pedofiel

Ginger

Die ginger is misschien een pedofiel. Je kan het zien aan zijn kapsel.

by lol_Lucas January 29, 2024