Paice 

A perfect human who I love. Also my daughter

Sidney Paice is lovely, I love her

Paice by Miss_ladybug.12 February 9, 2021

Charlie Paice 

Dumbass

“Charlie Paice is such a Charlie Paice”

Charlie Paice by 666666666sixsixsixsixisix January 19, 2020

S.Paice 

1. An efficious twat who busies themselves with petty beurocracy as they have nothing better to do with their time

2. see above

1. A complete waste of f-ing S.paice
2. He's a complete S.Paice Man

S.Paice by M February 9, 2004

painers 

(noun)Painkilling pain pills. Narcotic opiods, usually referring to the lower grade hydrocodone persuasion such as loratab or loraset, but can also include oxycodone, morphine, etc.

When hard up for a buzz Felix would take all the painers he could get his hands on.

painers by Nikki Stixx December 11, 2018

Pacer Test

The most infamous of the gym class exercise triad (remember the Mile Run and Suicides?).
The gym teacher yells at everyone to line up at one end of the gym. Popping in the audio CD, a woman with an inhumanly cheerful tone instructs you to start running. You jog over to one side, and a beep ensues a few seconds later, propelling students to the other side.
Slowly, the beeps become more frequent.
The first one fails to make it in time. Kids begin dropping like flies.
Lungs crumple. Stomachs churn. Hearts are on the verge of spontaneous combustion.
Bodies. Bodies everywhere.
No one can tell whether the poor kid lying face-down on the floor is still alive.
The air is filled with body odor, retching, and the occasional quiet sob.
Only the athletes are left. They manage to get to the triple digits, a feat worthy of legend.
But even gods must fall.

The audio that P.E teachers play during the Pacer Test is what you will hear while entering the depths of hell.

Pacer Test by namebar115 April 17, 2015

Doing a T-Paine

The act of sitting in complete silence for the duration of a first date, and still gaining a second.

Dude: You said absolutely nothing to Katie last night! It must have been so awkward!

Tom: Nah, it was fine! I was 'Doing a T-Paine', we are going out again next week.

Doing a T-Paine by UnbelievableD October 13, 2013

the fitnessgram pacer test

The one gym test that everyone hates. The overweight gym teacher slides in the CD, and you hear the dreaded words;

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
You feel like it's easy at first.
But you are so wrong.
You run until you feel like you are going to die right there in the middle of the track, the same gym teacher yelling at you to keep going. But you just can't do it. You make it back to your partner and collapse, breathing heavily.
"Dude, you only did like 20 laps."
With the little strength you have left, you glare up at your partner, telling them to stfu

"Oh, hey, we're having the fitnessgram pacer test!"
*has war flashbacks*

the fitnessgram pacer test by smol.phanicked.bean June 18, 2016