Potent opiate derived from the opium poppy. Used for relief of severe and agonizing pain and suffering. When abused it makes you forget how shitty your life is and makes you feel GOOOOOOOD. After you come down and remember how much your life sucks you'll probably end up spending all your money on more or steal from a family member who may or may not actually need it. There's no going back, you'll always have that desire to get high again.
The bad side says: Steal a few morphine from your grandmother! It'll make you feel GOOOOOOOOD.
The good side says: Don't be a fucking asshole, your grandmother needs those meds. Go smoke weed and stay away from hard drugs.
The good side says: Don't be a fucking asshole, your grandmother needs those meds. Go smoke weed and stay away from hard drugs.
by Pillowpants8495 December 1, 2011
My morphine pulled me out of my sadness and made me smile.
Jasmine always manages to make me happy, shes like my morphine
Jasmine always manages to make me happy, shes like my morphine
by ThiefOfDreams May 23, 2009
Morphine is a potent opiate narcotic used to treat severe and agonizing pain and suffering, often considered to be the strongest painkiller short of diacetylmorphine, also known as Heroin. Morphine is also the the best and worst recreational drug in the world, it will make you feel good no matter how sad and depressed you are, it will make you feel so good in fact that you may become psychologically addicted to it after just one use. Noticeable tolerance will develop after just a few uses if taken daily. Tolerance can be avoided by using it only once per week or less. Psychical addiction will occur after around 10 uses or so in a short period of time. Mild addiction is maybe a stomach ache or head ache and a general I-feel-like-shit feeling when withdrawn from the drug. Hardcore addiction means agonizing headache, stomach ache, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, and terrible drug cravings. As an opiate user I can say that they make you feel great, but if you take them to much or to often they can ruin your life.
Jim was offered some morphine at a party, he enjoyed the high that he got and then went home and didn't take morphine again for months.
Joe was a pharmacist, he took morphine for the first time and found it hard to resist continued use. He became an addict, he lost his job, and now spends every dollar he gets on more of the drug.
Joe was a pharmacist, he took morphine for the first time and found it hard to resist continued use. He became an addict, he lost his job, and now spends every dollar he gets on more of the drug.
by Jamesthepothead August 3, 2010
I'll go over the two definitions that'll will interest most
-potent naturally occurring opioid pain killer widely used for severe pain as well as anesthesia in hospitals. Poor bio availability orally (~10%) means it's best route is IV or IM. Longer lasting than some others. Extremely addictive, would not suggest you abuse or even use unless in pain
-powerful opioid best slammed for best effects. If slammed you'll feel a warm rush (fireworks) up your arm and then a rush straight to the brain, you'll feel weak, and tired but in a good way sort of like an orgasm. Highly addictive, somewhat over rated with some of the "newer" opioids which feel allot better IMO like oxycodone, oxymorphone (best rush ever) and hydromorphone.
Overall a very useful drug for both legitimate and recreational uses...again it's dangerous and you can OD easily or become addicted. Drugs are nothing to mess with if you don't know anything about them or you have a very addictive personality.
-potent naturally occurring opioid pain killer widely used for severe pain as well as anesthesia in hospitals. Poor bio availability orally (~10%) means it's best route is IV or IM. Longer lasting than some others. Extremely addictive, would not suggest you abuse or even use unless in pain
-powerful opioid best slammed for best effects. If slammed you'll feel a warm rush (fireworks) up your arm and then a rush straight to the brain, you'll feel weak, and tired but in a good way sort of like an orgasm. Highly addictive, somewhat over rated with some of the "newer" opioids which feel allot better IMO like oxycodone, oxymorphone (best rush ever) and hydromorphone.
Overall a very useful drug for both legitimate and recreational uses...again it's dangerous and you can OD easily or become addicted. Drugs are nothing to mess with if you don't know anything about them or you have a very addictive personality.
Jake: the other day I had to go to the ER for severe pain, they gave me a morphine injection it felt soooo good and releaved my pain but I wouldn't abuse it not worth the legal issues, money and trouble
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Thomas: ah God you got dat morphine Jake? You gotta get me some broski...that shit makes you melt awayyyy...luckyy
Jake: agreed it was a pretty crazy rush but I'm not into abusing drugs, it cam cause allot of issues
Thomas: ight that's cool brah..if you ever get any OCs hit me up
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Thomas: ah God you got dat morphine Jake? You gotta get me some broski...that shit makes you melt awayyyy...luckyy
Jake: agreed it was a pretty crazy rush but I'm not into abusing drugs, it cam cause allot of issues
Thomas: ight that's cool brah..if you ever get any OCs hit me up
by CTU_FieldAgent200 November 13, 2010
I had Morphine on my lips when I sucked Matt off, and the benzocaine in my lip balm numbed his dick-head and made it take a long time for him to cum!
by eda-skip October 9, 2021
Internet Is My Morphine.
by JatinPatraJP July 9, 2015
An addicting drug that can be taken by tablet, syrup, injection and possibly even through smoking..Morphine alleviates severe pain.
by Lauraaaaz! May 21, 2010