PEILF 

"President-elect I'd Like (to) Fuck."

Man, that guy is a PEILF! (Pointing at a picture of Obama)

PEILF by kilick December 20, 2008

pilfiwilfering 

when your dick gets hard and soft in rapid succession

I was trying to fuck jenny last night, but i kept pilfiwilfering

pilfiwilfering by Daman13 September 24, 2019

Pelfie 

Selfie of your pussy

Dude did you see the pelfie abby posted on facebook last night?

Pelfie by Bigdog69 May 16, 2014

Peiling 

A Peiling is a kind person who would offer help and support to their friends and family selflessly. She is sometimes completely clueless to the going-ons around her, which only adds to her cuteness. She is honest to a fault and steadfast in her beliefs. Her hardworking nature makes her a brilliant teammate.

“I am so grateful I have you Peiling”
“Peiling got that cake tho”

Peiling by acashewnamedwalnut September 23, 2020

pmilf 

Prime Minister I'd Like to Fuck

Yulia Tymoshenko is such a PMILF.

pmilf by Keenan Pepper October 24, 2007

pilfer 

To steal.

Pilferer : "I pilfered a stereo in a small riot downtown."
Dude : "Did you pilfer any CD's to go with it."
Pilferer : "Nah. I nearly got caught pilfering this."

pilfer by Diego August 18, 2003

PILF 

PILF is a gender neutral acronym that stands for Parent I'd Like to Fuck.

aka a non binary MILF

friend- Oh my God They look so fuggn hot, I would rail them in an instant.
What the fuck that's my Mod!?
God PILF's make me go wild

PILF by BeaHab.-. April 9, 2021