PEILF

"President-elect I'd Like (to) Fuck."

Man, that guy is a PEILF! (Pointing at a picture of Obama)

by kilick December 20, 2008

pilfiwilfering

when your dick gets hard and soft in rapid succession

I was trying to fuck jenny last night, but i kept pilfiwilfering

by Daman13 September 24, 2019

Pelfie

Selfie of your pussy

Dude did you see the pelfie abby posted on facebook last night?

by Bigdog69 May 16, 2014

Peiling

A Peiling is a kind person who would offer help and support to their friends and family selflessly. She is sometimes completely clueless to the going-ons around her, which only adds to her cuteness. She is honest to a fault and steadfast in her beliefs. Her hardworking nature makes her a brilliant teammate.

“I am so grateful I have you Peiling”
“Peiling got that cake tho”

by acashewnamedwalnut September 23, 2020

pmilf

Prime Minister I'd Like to Fuck

Yulia Tymoshenko is such a PMILF.

by Keenan Pepper October 24, 2007

pilfer

To steal.

Pilferer : "I pilfered a stereo in a small riot downtown."
Dude : "Did you pilfer any CD's to go with it."
Pilferer : "Nah. I nearly got caught pilfering this."

by Diego August 18, 2003

PILF

PILF is a gender neutral acronym that stands for Parent I'd Like to Fuck.

aka a non binary MILF

friend- Oh my God They look so fuggn hot, I would rail them in an instant.
What the fuck that's my Mod!?
God PILF's make me go wild

by BeaHab.-. April 9, 2021