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Poo selfie.
A photo of one's self taken whilst producing a number two on the lavatory. Also includes a shot of the product itself.
Jason: Lads check your Snaps...
Sam: Ha ha ha that's a wonderful pelfie; 9/10 for effort!
by You're an apple March 15, 2014
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A portmanteau of the word 'penis' and 'selfie'.
Girl 1: "He keeps sending me selfies"
Girl 2: "At least he doesn't send you pelfie snapchats"
by Ol' McDonald & His Farm April 10, 2014
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pictures of stuff or money, taken and then shared online, so people see and envy your property
When the new purse arrived in the mail, she opened the box then immediately snapped a pelfie to post on Instagram.
by jexidactyl July 06, 2014
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