pelfie

Poo selfie.
A photo of one's self taken whilst producing a number two on the lavatory. Also includes a shot of the product itself.

Jason: Lads check your Snaps...
Sam: Ha ha ha that's a wonderful pelfie; 9/10 for effort!

by You're an apple April 22, 2014

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A portmanteau of the word 'penis' and 'selfie'.

Girl 1: "He keeps sending me selfies"
Girl 2: "At least he doesn't send you pelfie snapchats"

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pictures of stuff or money, taken and then shared online, so people see and envy your property

When the new purse arrived in the mail, she opened the box then immediately snapped a pelfie to post on Instagram.

by jexidactyl July 06, 2014

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I'm taking a pelfie of my penis for cancer awareness

by maheno May 06, 2014

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Pelfie

Dude did you see the pelfie abby posted on facebook last night?

by Bigdog69 May 16, 2014

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Pussy Selfie
For the purposes of Sexting

by Loslyf May 01, 2016

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Girl 1: should u send him a Pelfie ?

Girl 2: no wait until he sends you one.

by Planktons bitch July 18, 2020

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