pelfie

Poo selfie.
A photo of one's self taken whilst producing a number two on the lavatory. Also includes a shot of the product itself.

Jason: Lads check your Snaps...
Sam: Ha ha ha that's a wonderful pelfie; 9/10 for effort!

by You're an apple April 22, 2014

pelfie

A portmanteau of the word 'penis' and 'selfie'.

Girl 1: "He keeps sending me selfies"
Girl 2: "At least he doesn't send you pelfie snapchats"

by Ol' McDonald & His Farm April 12, 2014

pelfie

pictures of stuff or money, taken and then shared online, so people see and envy your property

When the new purse arrived in the mail, she opened the box then immediately snapped a pelfie to post on Instagram.

by jexidactyl July 6, 2014

pelfie

Penis selfie

I'm taking a pelfie of my penis for cancer awareness

by maheno May 6, 2014

Pelfie

Selfie of your pussy

Dude did you see the pelfie abby posted on facebook last night?

by Bigdog69 May 16, 2014

Pelfy

Pussy Selfie
For the purposes of Sexting

Please send me a pelfy

by Loslyf May 1, 2016

Pelfie

Selfie of one penis or pussy

Girl 1: should u send him a Pelfie ?

Girl 2: no wait until he sends you one.

by Planktons bitch July 18, 2020