Pelfie 

Selfie of your pussy

Dude did you see the pelfie abby posted on facebook last night?

Pelfie by Bigdog69 May 16, 2014

Pelfie 

Selfie of one penis or pussy

Girl 1: should u send him a Pelfie ?

Girl 2: no wait until he sends you one.

Pelfie by Planktons bitch July 18, 2020

Pelfie 

A selfie taken with (preferably refrigerated) pasta.

Dude I totally took a pelfie last night.

Pelfie by PastaLover November 27, 2014

pelfie 

Poo selfie.
A photo of one's self taken whilst producing a number two on the lavatory. Also includes a shot of the product itself.

Jason: Lads check your Snaps...
Sam: Ha ha ha that's a wonderful pelfie; 9/10 for effort!

pelfie by You're an apple April 22, 2014

pelfie 

A portmanteau of the word 'penis' and 'selfie'.

Girl 1: "He keeps sending me selfies"
Girl 2: "At least he doesn't send you pelfie snapchats"

pelfie by Ol' McDonald & His Farm April 12, 2014

pelfie 

pictures of stuff or money, taken and then shared online, so people see and envy your property

When the new purse arrived in the mail, she opened the box then immediately snapped a pelfie to post on Instagram.

pelfie by jexidactyl July 6, 2014

Pelfie 

a penis selfie

im gonna take a Pelfie

Pelfie by ezria2326! September 16, 2015