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i peifed as a peed the other day n it was funny though disgusting
Peif by bksoldier April 1, 2010
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when a guy has a quief
peif by anonymus May 23, 2003
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Penis Fart. Resulting from a dizzy bitch believing that she is supposed to blow instead of suck when giving a blow job.
I woke up to the most insane pain that I have ever felt, a dizzy bitch was blowing on my cock! My cock peifed after I slapped her off of it!
Peif by MN TIT the one and only November 2, 2025
A cracker that ain't got no niggas as friends
A white church is full of peiffers
peiffer by Dski June 10, 2011
The act of licking or sucking on a man's butthole and then French kissing them.
James peiffered his partner Theodore last night during their weekly hook up.
Peiffer by MMan69 April 26, 2017
She is a sweetheart. A happy girl with bunches of happiness to share with her surroundings. She sometimes can be moody but basically she is a matire girl. She likes helping others and very caring. You will not regret any seconds that you spend with her cause she is very loveable. And every time you share with her is precious
Oh Peifan, do you wanna eat something?
Yes Yes
peifan by anonymous November 22, 2021

Chase peifer

Chase peifer by Chad pat January 10, 2018
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