Optur

When something is so very great, it is hard to find a more fitting word. Applicable to most situations and phrases...

Den her sang er jo så Opturrrrrr.... Opturrrrr Bjarturrrrr...

Optur by David Lookofsky December 24, 2003

optorectalitis 

A condition such that one’s head is so far up their own posterior that all they see, hear, say, or contemplate is filtered through their own fecal prism.

When congress meets, their collective cases of optorectalitis combine to form a super-massive brown hole that sucks in our money and our rights.

optorectalitis by charcosa January 27, 2013

Oturan 

"Oturan" is the anime series the twitch streamer "Disguised Toast" has been reacting to on his streams recently(as of 29 December 2021). It is a series revolving around the characters "Naruto", "Sasuke" and "Sakura".

DONT READ AHEAD UNLESS YOU WATCHED THE OTURAN STREAMS AND LEARNED THE SECRET
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Oturan is Naruto flipped kekw

Oturan is my favourite anime!!!!!!

Oturan by trickypat123 December 28, 2021

Optorectomy 

This is a surgical procedure to remove the nerve that runs between the eyeball and the asshole, with a desired result of improving the shitty outlook of the patient

Jane was a real "Debby Downer" until she had an Optorectomy last week and now she's a regular Pollyanna.

Optorectomy by sadie wordatopia March 8, 2010

Optirectomy 

A surgical procedure that detaches the optic nerves from the rectum so you won't have a shitty outlook on life.

"Tom is in serious need of an optirectomy."

Optirectomy by LeeC November 27, 2006

Optirectalitus 

It's what you Say when someone has a shitty out look on life

That man has optirectalitus

Optirectalitus by Tazzin June 4, 2016

optirectomy 

A medical procedure that cuts the nerve cord that runs from the optic nerve to the rectum. This is intended to eliminate one's shitty outlook on life.

A pessimist can be said to have need of an optirectomy.

optirectomy by lumberjim January 20, 2009