OPtard

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When an absolute retard has an opening post so mentally deficient of any sense, logic or reason, for example,

Flat Earther: "gravity isn't real and the earth isn't a globe, satellites are fake, it's the NWO trying to destroy the church".
Normal people: "what a total OPtard".

OPtard by bbksurfacing October 1, 2017

optard

A person that does not understand how optics work.

"That guy thinks the ground and sky are physically touching on the horizon when it's due to the lenses we view that through being curved, what an optard"

optard by LunningCinguist November 29, 2019

Related Words

OPtard • outards • octard • Omtard • opmtard • optadopt • optare • optarse • Ostard • Outarded

opmtard

Opmtard is an anime tiktoker. He doesn’t speak English, Spanish, French or any other language he only speaks facts a language that only few humans can speak. Opmtard is also very very very hot 🥵

Michelle: Have you heard of Opmtard on tiktok? He’s very hot and knows his facts I want to marry him 😍💍

Sarah: Yes me too 🥺❤️💅🏻

opmtard by Opmtards wife🥺💍 February 27, 2021

octard

A person SO stupid or retarded, they are literally 8x more retarded than the average retard.

"Dude, are you an octard?That 'girl' you were making out with was a guy!"

octard by reality check23 November 22, 2009

optadopt

When one adopts a child, then soon discovers that the adopted child is an inconcievably assenine douchebag, then returns the demon child to whence he or she came.

"Hey, Steve! How's the new son doing?"
"Eh, not so great, Carl. He stabbed my dog and set fire to my wife's hair."
"So what are you guys going to do?"
"Well, the general consensus is to optadopt the little fucker."
"Good form."

optadopt by Notanairplane023 December 29, 2009

Ostard

It is a common name defining a kind of animals which were believed to have just two feet, ran fast and looked like an ostrich; generally took part in the myths and belonged to the middle age. (Used in some FRP games)

*Yesterday I saw an ostard in the deepest place of the forest and than domesticated it.

*My sweet mount is the most powerful ostard among the others.

Ostard by Miranda Bir Anda March 20, 2010

optarse

Someone who works at Optus who is too stupid or lazy to leave.

alec: hey you should leave Optus and come work with us
tas: oh maybe, i dunno if i should leave
alec: don't be an optarse!

optarse by gak September 18, 2008

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026