Optirectalitus 

It's what you Say when someone has a shitty out look on life

That man has optirectalitus

Optirectalitus by Tazzin June 4, 2016

optorectalitis 

A condition such that one’s head is so far up their own posterior that all they see, hear, say, or contemplate is filtered through their own fecal prism.

When congress meets, their collective cases of optorectalitis combine to form a super-massive brown hole that sucks in our money and our rights.

optorectalitis by charcosa January 27, 2013

optirectalitis 

When the optic nerve in your eye begins to grow and won't stop. It grows and gets longer until it connects with your rectum this gives you a crappy outlook on life.

You can tell he has optirectalitis by the way he always thinks everything sucks.

optirectalitis by rustyacline May 13, 2009

Optirectumitus 

op-ti-rec-tum-it-us, noun,

1. An ambiguious mental condition which manifests itself by outbursts of negative thinking and behaviours. Experts have hypothesized that the condition peaks whenever neuro-transmitters from the optic nerve cross the path traveled by transmitters from the nerves of the anus or other rectal areas. The most commonly observed symptom is an obvious disposition by the sufferer that includes a severely excremental outlook (shitty-outlook) on life and living.

2. Negative thinking; hopelessness.

Johnny thinks his life is over. He is obviously suffering from a bad case of optirectumitus.

Optirectumitus by John W. Cornett June 11, 2006

octorectalitus 

having your head stuck up your ass

he was so blind to his poor behavior, he must have octorectalitus

octorectalitus by cleans up well June 21, 2017

optirectamitis 

Where a nerve in your eye and you ass gets crossed and you get a shitty outlook on life..

That chic has got optirectamitis.

optirectamitis by Critter wRner February 27, 2025