optirectomy

A medical procedure that cuts the nerve cord that runs from the optic nerve to the rectum. This is intended to eliminate one's shitty outlook on life.

A pessimist can be said to have need of an optirectomy.

by lumberjim January 20, 2009

Optirectomy

A surgical procedure that detaches the optic nerves from the rectum so you won't have a shitty outlook on life.

"Tom is in serious need of an optirectomy."

by LeeC November 27, 2006

Optirectomy

A clean cut from your eye's to your asshole to clean up your shitty outlook on life.

by dbowney November 16, 2002