i) Used to describe someone who is utterly hopeless - a no hoper
ii) A medical condition - commonly mistaken for the far less serious 'mazzanetitis'
iii) Synonymous with 'tard' and 'mazzanet'

'haha don't be such an opteron'
'that's such an opteron thing to do'

Opteron by PooJou July 12, 2003

Related Words

Opteron • Opperoni • Oplerone • opterown • F.A.G. Operon

Opperoni

Someone who is out to get you, they cap on the stack and be snitchin. they some fools

Jermey wiloubouhy, Brian Worener, Huddy Bear, Besty Rolf, Dark Dog , Tilly, Palmer are all opperonis

Opperoni by franktheprank November 11, 2021

F.A.G. Operon

The F.A.G. operon is an operon, or group of genes with a single promoter (transcribed as a single mRNA). The genes in the operon encode proteins that allow an otherwise heterosexual male inmate to engage in homosexual activity due to the total absence of females with which to engage in sexual behavior.

Dude, I don’t care how desperate I get, I could never have sex with another guy. “Second Person” Hey I thought the same thing until I went to “the pen” for 10 years and the F.A.G. Operon kicked in!

F.A.G. Operon by Bald Monkey May 21, 2021

opterown

Any of the AMD Opteron processor steppings which are known for their overclocks, such as the Opteron 146 CABNE or the Opteron 165 CCBBE.

My Opterown runs at 2.75 Ghz on stock volts; 10x multi and 275 on the HTT.

opterown by Holli4Pirating February 5, 2007

Oplerone

A very large piece of a bean that has been pan fried.

August: What is that very large piece of a bean that has been pan fried?

Lenny: Oh this? It is an oplerone

Oplerone by Darvatagan September 5, 2020

Opperoni

Calling somebody an opp but in a different way, the opposition is considered an opperoni.

Person 1: Jack fucked my girl last night.
Person 2: No way bro he’s a fucking opperoni.

Opperoni by Bootflyer December 24, 2021

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026