old, dumb and lazy - an adjective denoting a large demographic segment of any population in any given society, having no representation, no rights, no respect, no protection.

A: If you are old you can try to fight against discrimination as agism is frowned upon. But if you are oldazy you better be prepared to be discriminated against, ridiculed, vilified and exploited much more than if you were only dazy.
B: True, I won't fight back as I am too old, too dumb and too lazy, but I can still lay back and enjoy the rat race show put up by the young, smart and ambitious - for futile causes most of the time. That's the upside of being a laid-back oldazy guy.

oldazy by stressFREEDOMguide March 9, 2013

Oldaphile

A kid/young adult who is legit into old people. Sexually. They want old wrinkly cock/vag/other.

Linda Horner really wanted to get with her 65 year old history teacher because she is an oldaphile.

Oldaphile by Victor 7 April 19, 2009

Oldah

it is a short thing which chavs say
meaning older friend who they look to as a older brother or sister

oh man u cummin 2 da party wif michaela
nah man innit mah oldah sed i cant man

Oldah by Mz Gangsta August 4, 2008

oldafile

someone one who likes to mastrbate to granny sex

I caught chris passouted in front of his computer with vasoline and tissues everywhere watching granny sex, man that kid is an oldafile.

oldafile by eat a dick November 8, 2003

Oldakery

When an Emmit from the South West commits sexual pleasures on a pensioner whilst in a committed relationship.

Husband: I think I might volunteer at the Old Folks Home.
Wife: Remember not to commit Oldakery!!!

Oldakery by MarshyMarsh August 5, 2009

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026