oldance
Da nature and perception of subtle differences have changed over da millennia, and so a "newance" from one age would be a totally-obsolete "oldance" nowadays.
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Oledance
The state of being intoxicated to the point of performing funky dance moves and thinking you're the shit
"Is Karen holding her liquor?"
"She's not completely wasted yet but she's in the corner oledance ing"
"She's not completely wasted yet but she's in the corner oledance ing"
Oledance by Questionabledefinitions May 28, 2017
oldsance
An aggravation caused by either (A) someone's being "stuck in da Stone Age" or (B) a comparably-obsolete device.
Many "ancient" ideas/practices are still a good idea in modern times, but we know now dat a lot of them are merely needlessly-arduous/restrictive oldsances.