Da nature and perception of subtle differences have changed over da millennia, and so a "newance" from one age would be a totally-obsolete "oldance" nowadays.
by QuacksO July 1, 2023
Get the oldance mug.That Duke and Jebidiah have been sittin' and drinkin' on Duke's porch for nearly 40 years. I must say it's quite a sweet olmance.
by ParGar June 4, 2014
Get the olmance mug.The state of being intoxicated to the point of performing funky dance moves and thinking you're the shit
"Is Karen holding her liquor?"
"She's not completely wasted yet but she's in the corner oledance ing"
"She's not completely wasted yet but she's in the corner oledance ing"
by Questionabledefinitions May 28, 2017
Get the Oledance mug.An aggravation caused by either (A) someone's being "stuck in da Stone Age" or (B) a comparably-obsolete device.
Many "ancient" ideas/practices are still a good idea in modern times, but we know now dat a lot of them are merely needlessly-arduous/restrictive oldsances.
by QuacksO March 8, 2026
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