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Matěj Olda Pavlištík
Victor: Ayo whos dat n*gga lookin like a whole NPC?
Adam: I dont know but dats definitely Matěj Olda Pavlištík.
Adam: I dont know but dats definitely Matěj Olda Pavlištík.
Matěj Olda Pavlištík by JasaHurdesu November 28, 2022
oldazy
old, dumb and lazy - an adjective denoting a large demographic segment of any population in any given society, having no representation, no rights, no respect, no protection.
A: If you are old you can try to fight against discrimination as agism is frowned upon. But if you are oldazy you better be prepared to be discriminated against, ridiculed, vilified and exploited much more than if you were only dazy.
B: True, I won't fight back as I am too old, too dumb and too lazy, but I can still lay back and enjoy the rat race show put up by the young, smart and ambitious - for futile causes most of the time. That's the upside of being a laid-back oldazy guy.
B: True, I won't fight back as I am too old, too dumb and too lazy, but I can still lay back and enjoy the rat race show put up by the young, smart and ambitious - for futile causes most of the time. That's the upside of being a laid-back oldazy guy.
oldazy by stressFREEDOMguide March 9, 2013
Oldah
it is a short thing which chavs say
meaning older friend who they look to as a older brother or sister
meaning older friend who they look to as a older brother or sister
Oldah by Mz Gangsta August 4, 2008
oldafile
I caught chris passouted in front of his computer with vasoline and tissues everywhere watching granny sex, man that kid is an oldafile.
oldafile by eat a dick November 8, 2003
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