Oinkle

that one short fat teacher who seems to hate everyone for no reason

ms c she’s such an oinkle

by Dinkster October 21, 2019

Duke Onkled

The ruler of Gamelon in the shitty Zelda CD-i series. Leads King Harkinian into a trap, so Link has to save his ass. He is extremely popular in Youtube poops, where it is revealed that he owns a diner where he sells potato chips, pizza, and spaghetti. It is right next to Gwonam's restaurant, the Squadallah Burger.

Duke Onkled: Your omnipotence, have mercy!
King Harkinian: After you scrub all the floors in Hyrule, THEN we can talk about your punishment!

by Tyrannasaurus Alan February 24, 2010

oinkles

Commonly referred to as cankles, oinkles refers to a condition when there is no distinction between a person's calf and their ankle/feet area, giving their legs a shapeless appearance. This condition can strike both men and women but is more prevalent in women due to their choice in footwear.

I'd love to wear shoes with an ankle strap, but it's hard to find a pair that will fit around my oinkles.

by Mary Low July 31, 2009

Oinkment

An “cute” way to describe a medicinal salve to a child.

Maddie was in junior high school when she realized (much to her embarrassment) that ointment wasn’t really called “oinkment”.

by LeighMunchabunch December 30, 2019

Oinked

To have a sexual encounter with a fat woman.

Jason got oinked last night.

by GatorCoug December 7, 2006

oinkness

The general harassing behavior police are prone to give.

"Me and my friends were just hanging out at the park, minding our own business when the cops showed up and gave us some oinkness."

by Whodang September 7, 2009

Penis Oinker

A person who gives head.

Hey Thomas, what a penis oinker.

by Captain Cap July 31, 2006