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Duke Onkled
The ruler of Gamelon in the shitty Zelda CD-i series. Leads King Harkinian into a trap, so Link has to save his ass. He is extremely popular in Youtube poops, where it is revealed that he owns a diner where he sells potato chips, pizza, and spaghetti. It is right next to Gwonam's restaurant, the Squadallah Burger.
Duke Onkled: Your omnipotence, have mercy!
King Harkinian: After you scrub all the floors in Hyrule, THEN we can talk about your punishment!
King Harkinian: After you scrub all the floors in Hyrule, THEN we can talk about your punishment!
Duke Onkled by Tyrannasaurus Alan February 24, 2010
oinkles
Commonly referred to as cankles, oinkles refers to a condition when there is no distinction between a person's calf and their ankle/feet area, giving their legs a shapeless appearance. This condition can strike both men and women but is more prevalent in women due to their choice in footwear.
Oinkment
Maddie was in junior high school when she realized (much to her embarrassment) that ointment wasn’t really called “oinkment”.
Oinkment by LeighMunchabunch December 30, 2019
Oinked
Penis Oinker
Penis Oinker by Captain Cap July 31, 2006
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