Oinkem

The observance of someone who is fat and does not benefit society in any way. A real oinkem

Brady: "Hey, Ethan did you see that blob in the car next to me"
Ethan: "No, what is it"
Brady: "A fat loser, an oinkem"

That bitch went to golden corral every day for a week. What an oinkem

by bss120 May 2, 2022

Oinkment

An “cute” way to describe a medicinal salve to a child.

Maddie was in junior high school when she realized (much to her embarrassment) that ointment wasn’t really called “oinkment”.

by LeighMunchabunch December 30, 2019

Oinked

To have a sexual encounter with a fat woman.

Jason got oinked last night.

by GatorCoug December 7, 2006

Penis Oinker

A person who gives head.

Hey Thomas, what a penis oinker.

by Captain Cap July 31, 2006

Jibbery Style Oinkery

Jibbery Style Oinkery is symptom that a pig gets when its addicted to meth, and it is Jibbery when its doing Oinkery.

That pig is defiantly addicted to meth, look at the Jibbery Style Oinkery

by Dustin Rollins October 8, 2008

application of oinkment

The application of oinkment is the only known cure for the Piggy Pox.

The only known cure for Swine Flu is the application of oinkment.

by oinkment April 28, 2009

oinker

Someone who usually eats a large amount of food at a rapid rate. This usually results in becoming blubbered with fat and become obese.

Holy Cow! Stop eating so much you little oinker.

by Anonymous July 2, 2003