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Oinkment 

An “cute” way to describe a medicinal salve to a child.
Maddie was in junior high school when she realized (much to her embarrassment) that ointment wasn’t really called “oinkment”.
Oinkment by LeighMunchabunch December 30, 2019
To have a sexual encounter with a fat woman.
Oinked by GatorCoug December 7, 2006

Penis Oinker

Penis Oinker by Captain Cap July 31, 2006

Jibbery Style Oinkery 

Jibbery Style Oinkery is symptom that a pig gets when its addicted to meth, and it is Jibbery when its doing Oinkery.
That pig is defiantly addicted to meth, look at the Jibbery Style Oinkery

application of oinkment 

The application of oinkment is the only known cure for the Piggy Pox.
The only known cure for Swine Flu is the application of oinkment.
Someone who usually eats a large amount of food at a rapid rate. This usually results in becoming blubbered with fat and become obese.
Holy Cow! Stop eating so much you little oinker.
oinker by Anonymous July 2, 2003
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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