oinked

To link to a video featuring the demise of a pig, either by chainsaw (on ogrish) or knife-wielding Croatian (on TheNausea), by masking the URL. These videos are gruesome, because the porcine victims take a while to die (in the chainsaw vid, the pig squirms for a long time after being beheaded), but linking to them is considered funny.

I got oinked yesterday, and now I have nightmares about a psychotic hick running after me with a chainsaw...

by Googles December 31, 2004

oink oink

As a teasing remark towards a person's, usually a girl's, snort piggy laugh. Which usually results in the girl chasing the boy in a playful way.

Girl: snort piggy laugh
Andre: oink oink
Girl: Andre!!?! and proceeds to chase boy.

by ConsistentWill April 28, 2023

Oinked

To have a sexual encounter with a fat woman.

Jason got oinked last night.

by GatorCoug December 06, 2006

oinkness

The general harassing behavior police are prone to give.

"Me and my friends were just hanging out at the park, minding our own business when the cops showed up and gave us some oinkness."

by Whodang September 07, 2009

oink

The noise that a piggy makes.

Pig 1: *oink*
Pig 2: *oink*

by -x- February 01, 2004

oink

One Income, No Kids

My girlfriend says I'm a pig, but I'm truly an oink.

by Two Hep Cats September 19, 2012

Oink

The sound a pig or a fat girl makes when they want to express themselves.

Nima: You hungry girl?
Athina: Oink!

Nima: Eat up

by WinstonisChink March 27, 2019