Oinked

To have a sexual encounter with a fat woman.

Jason got oinked last night.

by GatorCoug December 7, 2006

Oinked

To eat a lot of food

Dude, you fuckin' oinked that omelet!! Savage. pigout eat food chow scarf

by rewddewd October 17, 2010

oinked

To link to a video featuring the demise of a pig, either by chainsaw (on ogrish) or knife-wielding Croatian (on TheNausea), by masking the URL. These videos are gruesome, because the porcine victims take a while to die (in the chainsaw vid, the pig squirms for a long time after being beheaded), but linking to them is considered funny.

I got oinked yesterday, and now I have nightmares about a psychotic hick running after me with a chainsaw...

by Googles December 31, 2004

Onked

When someone leaves a lone olive on the table and walks away.

Damn, that guy really just onked.

by TheBDG September 27, 2018

Penis Oinker

A person who gives head.

Hey Thomas, what a penis oinker.

by Captain Cap July 31, 2006

Jibbery Style Oinkery

Jibbery Style Oinkery is symptom that a pig gets when its addicted to meth, and it is Jibbery when its doing Oinkery.

That pig is defiantly addicted to meth, look at the Jibbery Style Oinkery

by Dustin Rollins October 8, 2008

oinker

Someone who usually eats a large amount of food at a rapid rate. This usually results in becoming blubbered with fat and become obese.

Holy Cow! Stop eating so much you little oinker.

by Anonymous July 2, 2003