Definitions by LeighMunchabunch

Oinkment 

An “cute” way to describe a medicinal salve to a child.

Maddie was in junior high school when she realized (much to her embarrassment) that ointment wasn’t really called “oinkment”.

Oinkment by LeighMunchabunch December 30, 2019

Quackers 

A cute way for a child to refer to crackers.

I hungry. Where is my bag of cheese and quackers?

Quackers by LeighMunchabunch December 30, 2019

Fur and fangs 

A cute way to refer to a child’s hair and teeth.

Bedtime. Don’t forget to brush your fur and fangs.

Fur and fangs by LeighMunchabunch December 30, 2019

Lady Peen

Another way to refer to the clitoris.

Wow, are you sure that dog is a girl? Did you see the size of her lady peen?

Lady Peen by LeighMunchabunch December 4, 2019