Quackers

A cute way for a child to refer to crackers.

I hungry. Where is my bag of cheese and quackers?

by LeighMunchabunch December 30, 2019

Oinkment

An “cute” way to describe a medicinal salve to a child.

Maddie was in junior high school when she realized (much to her embarrassment) that ointment wasn’t really called “oinkment”.

by LeighMunchabunch December 30, 2019

Fur and fangs

A cute way to refer to a child’s hair and teeth.

Bedtime. Don’t forget to brush your fur and fangs.

by LeighMunchabunch December 30, 2019

Lady Peen

Another way to refer to the clitoris.

Wow, are you sure that dog is a girl? Did you see the size of her lady peen?

by LeighMunchabunch December 05, 2019