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oh jesus 

when shit is getting too shitty
oh jesus, there's superglue on the toilet seat
oh jesus by medical doser!!! May 8, 2020

Uh Oh Jesus 

Act of spotting a poorly-hidden recording video camera while a female is riding the male in the missionary position.
Ronald: Why was Gabby crying in school today?
Seth: Ryan popped an "Uh Oh Jesus" on the bitch.
Uh Oh Jesus by GregH May 7, 2004

Oh My Jesus 

Will: Dude I just got laid
John: OH MY JESUS
Oh My Jesus by TurtleLovingZombie August 28, 2010

oh baby jesus

A word coined by the famous Ricky Bobby now used as a synonym for phrases like "Oh shit," Oh no," and my personal favorite, "Well fuck me"
Someone: I forgot my phone and my keys and my underwear.
Me: Oh baby jesus that sucks cow balls.
oh baby jesus by THESEAREREALWORDS December 14, 2017

Oh Lawd Jesus 

It refers to black people's pronunciation of "Lord Jesus"
You see a black girl with a huge butt and exclaim: Oh Lawd Jesus that ass!
Oh Lawd Jesus by Vite May 4, 2014

Oh My Jesus Fuck 

Expression used when extremely shocked or suprised by something very unexpected
"That bikini bandit is about to shoot all the g-mart exectutives!"
"OH MY JESUS FUCK!!"
Oh My Jesus Fuck by Jackstepher January 9, 2008
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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