ohmyjesus 

To express suprise, much like ohmygawd. Formed by combining "oh", "my", and "jesus". This is the illigitamate son of ohmygawd who will reincarnate later or somthing.

Spackerdave: "Ohmygawd, we forgot to do the math homework! AND I JUST BROKE MY LEG"
ReZ: "ohmyjesus"

ohmyjesus by ReZeroX November 18, 2003

OmJesus 

This term is the same as saying "Oh my Jesus." Everybody says omg or oh em gee, but we all know that Jesus saves babies.

Person1: Caitlin broke up with me. =(
Person2: Yeah... She was all over me at the party.
Person3: OmJesus!

OmJesus by [e-mail] March 25, 2007

omjesus 

a combination of "omg!" with "jesus", hence omjesus.

friend: paris hilton just died.
me: *sobs* OMJESUS! why couldn't it've been you?!

omjesus by sally_dago October 19, 2008

OMJesus 

This is an updated version of oh my god and can be used as a general cry of exclamation. It can effectively be used to offend religious people.

person 1: OMJesus did u see the game last night?
person 2:Shut the fuck up you whore

OMJesus by Theguitaristwiththeskills November 20, 2010

omjesus 

Alternate expression of omg, usually used in extreme instances where a saviour needs to be designated. Originated from making fun of fagtards who use omg. Created by me. Jesus can also be alternated with Buddha (ombuddha), Allah (omAllah), or for the scene kids myspace (omSpace).

"OMJesus!!! can you hear those n00bs saying OMG. They are sooo lame"

omjesus by Laura and Casey December 24, 2005

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020