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ohmyjesus 

To express suprise, much like ohmygawd. Formed by combining "oh", "my", and "jesus". This is the illigitamate son of ohmygawd who will reincarnate later or somthing.
Spackerdave: "Ohmygawd, we forgot to do the math homework! AND I JUST BROKE MY LEG"
ReZ: "ohmyjesus"
ohmyjesus by ReZeroX November 18, 2003
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This term is the same as saying "Oh my Jesus." Everybody says omg or oh em gee, but we all know that Jesus saves babies.
Person1: Caitlin broke up with me. =(
Person2: Yeah... She was all over me at the party.
Person3: OmJesus!
OmJesus by d2x_caleb@yahoo.com March 25, 2007
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a combination of "omg!" with "jesus", hence omjesus.
friend: paris hilton just died.
me: *sobs* OMJESUS! why couldn't it've been you?!
omjesus by sally_dago October 19, 2008
This is an updated version of oh my god and can be used as a general cry of exclamation. It can effectively be used to offend religious people.
person 1: OMJesus did u see the game last night?
person 2:Shut the fuck up you whore
OMJesus by Theguitaristwiththeskills November 20, 2010
Alternate expression of omg, usually used in extreme instances where a saviour needs to be designated. Originated from making fun of fagtards who use omg. Created by me. Jesus can also be alternated with Buddha (ombuddha), Allah (omAllah), or for the scene kids myspace (omSpace).
"OMJesus!!! can you hear those n00bs saying OMG. They are sooo lame"
omjesus by Laura and Casey December 24, 2005
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