GregH's definitions

ass closer

When you clench your butt during an intense basketball game.

"How was the game?"
"It was an ass closer!"

by gregh March 8, 2014

Uh Oh Jesus

Act of spotting a poorly-hidden recording video camera while a female is riding the male in the missionary position.

Ronald: Why was Gabby crying in school today?
Seth: Ryan popped an "Uh Oh Jesus" on the bitch.

by GregH May 7, 2004