Definitions by GregH

ass closer 

When you clench your butt during an intense basketball game.

"How was the game?"
"It was an ass closer!"

ass closer by gregh March 8, 2014

Uh Oh Jesus 

Act of spotting a poorly-hidden recording video camera while a female is riding the male in the missionary position.

Ronald: Why was Gabby crying in school today?
Seth: Ryan popped an "Uh Oh Jesus" on the bitch.

Uh Oh Jesus by GregH May 7, 2004