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norrland 

The northern part of Sweden. Norrland covers almost 2/3 of Sweden and is considered the home of all hillbillies by the swedes below this land. This part of the country is very empty due to the vaste distances between people, but a few cities can be found here such as Umeå (Norrland's largest city), Luleå, Sundsvall, Kiruna and Östersund. The bonds between "norrlänningar" is strong since they have always been frowned upon by the southern swedes. Many of Swedens native people, Samer, live here whose reindeers walk practically over the place and cause a lot of people to argue whether they belong here and there or not.
Mining has been done on a lot of places here, but gold has never been found, except for the best brand of swedish beer there is, Norrlands Guld, the gold of Norrland.
Han ville väl vara sig själv för en stund...

Proverb used in Norrland
norrland by Huskun kær January 3, 2006

nordlending 

Nordlending "Nordlæning" Is the awesomest kind of people you'll ever find. They are hard on the bottle, kind, can survive the worst winters and are basically hardcore survivalists with no alcohol limits.
Person "1": Hey look at him, he's chugging that vodka bottle like it's water!
Person "2": Yeah, hes a nordlending. They can also survive everything you throw at them!
nordlending by Nordlending June 16, 2014

Torkad mango with Norrlandsguld 

A GREAT meal for yall who dont like it with sugar. It's somethin you do with the kids and then decide to go får "Små grodorna" and say "oooooh, jorge"
-You wanna have a GREAT meal and sing "Små grodorna"
-Sure.
-Take this
-Hold on, is this Torkad mango with Norrlandsguld

norrländska 

A not-so-very-known language spoken by norrlänning:ar. The language is built of three words; "töcken", "traktor" and "juuiossch". (The last word is used when accepting a statement, and when speaking it, you should inhale air to get the right pronounciation. IMPORTANT!).
Example of the language in use:
Stor Sven: -Ih ha ni töcken Hans-Erik?
Lill-erik: -juuiossch!

Pronounced like it´s spelled but different.

Nordlending 

A word used in norway. This word means that you’re from the northern part of norway. You can easily notice if a person is a «nordlending» or not. Just listen to their accent, or the words they use. Some common words are hestkuk, fitte, fittefaen, kuk. The words are translated to horsecock, pussy/vagina, fucking pussy/vagina. Notice that these words can seem pretty sexist, but nordlendingene don’t give a fuck. Probably because the words are often used among girls too. If your’e lucky enough you may see a «nordlending» hit their toe in a chair. If so grab some popcorn and a notepad, because the «nordlending» is gonna scream the whole norwegian dictonary.
Fy faen der er det en nordlending.

Den nordlendingen er fra nord!

Marcus og martinius er nordlendinger.
Nordlending by Nordlendingen October 25, 2018

Nico Nordlund 

Hes a guy that wanks on a wall and licks it off before his mom comes home.
I bet that guy is a Nico Nordlund