5 definitions by Nordlendingen
Lana Rhoades is an pornstar.
by Nordlendingen October 25, 2018
A beautiful caring woman. Hege like candles, especially if they have a nice cent to them. She’s always working to make the house look phnomenal, and have an 100% sucessrate. If you do see a Hege you’ll probably notice that she got a big wide smile on her face. Hege is that kind of person that always bring joy to the world!
Hege does not like rotten eggs.
by Nordlendingen October 25, 2018
Russ is an celebration in norway, where students celebrate their gradustion from highschool. There’s very long days followed with a lot of drinking, fucking, drugs and challenges. These challenges are called «russeknuter» an example is running through a neighbourdhood naked, and something called «kongla» when tou’re doing «kongla» you’re basically ficking in the woods. Russ are also known by their characteristic pants/suits. A sell know is the red one, but there are a lot of colors they can choose from.
by Nordlendingen October 25, 2018
A word used in norway. This word means that you’re from the northern part of norway. You can easily notice if a person is a «nordlending» or not. Just listen to their accent, or the words they use. Some common words are hestkuk, fitte, fittefaen, kuk. The words are translated to horsecock, pussy/vagina, fucking pussy/vagina. Notice that these words can seem pretty sexist, but nordlendingene don’t give a fuck. Probably because the words are often used among girls too. If your’e lucky enough you may see a «nordlending» hit their toe in a chair. If so grab some popcorn and a notepad, because the «nordlending» is gonna scream the whole norwegian dictonary.
Fy faen der er det en nordlending.
Den nordlendingen er fra nord!
Marcus og martinius er nordlendinger.
Den nordlendingen er fra nord!
Marcus og martinius er nordlendinger.
by Nordlendingen October 25, 2018
Odini is well know by is pizza looking face. He can be combared to donald duck, and the tomatohead skin in fortnite. When a girl from 14 years and above smile at him, or look at him odini will blush, and become red as a tomato, or a strawberry. Odini don’t have any connection to the god Odin at all.
by Nordlendingen October 25, 2018