norland

A weapon.

You act like norland isn't a weapon.

by TenticleQueen April 10, 2021

The Norland Effect

Someone that is easily fooled. Believes everything they're told.

The Norland Effect - A person that is easily fooled.

Person 1. "I told Mr. G and Mr. F the most ridiculous story the other day and they believed every word"
Person 2. "Classic Norland Effect, they sound like a couple of potatoes "

by Pope ordained April 20, 2023

Normandies

Also another term for normies. Usually used in twitch chat when people from outside the channel invades the chat and are generally clueless to what's happening.

Wutface Normandies Wutface Normandies Wutface Normandies

by cyliee September 12, 2020

Normandy SR-2

The epic space ship flown by Commander Shepard in Mass Effect 2 & Mass Effect 3

"I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite ship on the Citadel."
"This is the Normandy SR-2."

by Liam Doctor Who January 31, 2012

Normandin Middle School

a school filled with 13 year olds who vape and take pictures in the bathroom. all the females are ratchet. ghetto people love this school and love to cuss the teachers out because there “tripping”. Some classes hold the most ghetto kids that are 15-16 years old. If you go to the success center you are a confirmed cool kid. Mr. Borowitz will write you up if you have your phone out though, he will be the only teacher to do this, it’s because he thinks the ghetto kids are contacting their friends to “shoot up the place.” All the “light skins” like the “light skin” security guard so they won’t let you disrespect him or they’ll “beat your ass on dead dogs.” The other security guard looks like Raini Rodriguez so all the ghetto kids also bully her but no one cares. All of the sport teams are terrible, they don’t win anything, except when the Guatemalans play on the soccer team, then you will see a win every once in a great while. Most of the teachers try to teach but will get yelled at by the black kids in the back of the class because “they don’t need to fucking know this shit.” So teacher will then cry because they are pussies. But in conclusion, Normandin Middle School is a terrible School because of all the ghetto kids that come straight out of the 8 projects surrounding the school, and teachers aren’t actually teachers.

Fairhaven/Dartmouth Friend: “You go to Normandin Middle School?”

You: “Yes!”

Friend: “Wow don’t get beat up or shot up ‘on dead dogs.’”

by Frat Boy from Brockton February 27, 2019

Caleb Nowland

Caleb is an aspiring professional tennis player, TikTok celebrity and Australian Icon. Training at Shaw Park tennis centre, Caleb perfects his technique and fitness on the daily. Caleb enjoys addressing Matthew Reid by his full name in any spare time he finds. He is also a good friend of both Matt and Nick Kyrgios. Over the course of the last few months, Caleb’s Instagram following has spiked astronomically due to his livestreams featuring many of his fans. You can follow his Instagram @calebnowland__. Caleb also holds meet and greets for the overwhelming number of fans which he has accumulated. His meet and greets are few and far between, however Caleb rarely attracts less than a few thousand fans each time he holds one. A number of his fans are female. It is rumoured that Caleb’s facial hair has not yet failed to turn a female on. Caleb is someone to look out for in the future. It’s is more than likely that you will see him in a grand slam final in years to come.

person 1: did you see Caleb Nowlands live last night?!
person 2: yes omg! He sung old town road for me!!
person 1: omg I’m so annoyed I wish I saw that :(

by Nicholas Kyrgios June 12, 2019

Normandie

Beautiful individual. She loves to make everyone around her laugh. She is very insecure and is easy to upset. She is a perfectionist. A natural born leader, people trust her to be in charge. Many guys admire her beauty, but she very seldom notices it. She's athletic, intelligent, and nice. She's honest and trustworthy, a great friend. If you have her, whether as a friend or a lover, keep her because there is no one like her.

She's beautiful like Normandie.

by purplelife153 November 12, 2014