Nooff 

When referring to electronic devices that won't turn off because the developers unwisely choose to not include an off switch.

That nooff Furby gives me a headache and wakes me up in the middle of the night.

Nooff by Link4all January 1, 2009

Noofter 

A homosexual man.

(As taken from the Miami Twice episode of Only Fools and Horses):

Rodney - "You don't think that Rico might be a .....noofter?"

Del Boy - "A noofter...? No, he's Italian, ain't he? You can't have an Italian noofter, it's a well known medical fact!!"

Noofter by Ses101 May 19, 2015

Noffed 

The act of being utterly annihilated in any phsyical way; typically through long distance running

Runner 1: "I missed practice yesterday cus i'm a panzy, what did we do"

Runner 2: "Don't speak to me.... I'm to sore from getting Noffed.... Hard"

Noffed by cross country kid November 3, 2011

noofter 

Derogatory term for a gentleman of homosexual persuasion.

"The bloke that died in Michael Barrymore's pool was a right noofter"

noofter by Enoch Powell November 16, 2007

noff crime 

a surprising, unexpected event occuring to someone, where reason says that the person being acted upon would not enjoy the outcome of such an unexpected event; on the contrary, the viewer is rewarded with the elated, welcoming reaction from the actee as the unexpected event unfolds. May be used outside of sexual contexts.

EXAMPLE #1:
Bill: dude... i totally stuck it up her ass last night! and she liked it!! i thought she would hate me...

Ted: whoa... what a total noff crime.

EXAMPLE #2:
:::Protagonist dictating joyously to the on-site Reporter:::

Protagonist: "I am entirely grateful to the city workers who broke that water mane that completely destroyed my backyard by flooding it! I would have never found out that Jimmy Hoffa was buried there! I'm currently in auction on eBay for the highest bidder for his casket! 43 MILLION DOLLARS, HERE I COME!!"

:::Reporter gives vain, hypocritical, empty smile to Protagonist:::

Reporter: ... what a noff crime...

noff crime by ez 1ostin:tr4Nslation October 18, 2009

noobfaggot 

a noob that does something so n00b that he/she goes beyond being a regular noob and becomes a noobfaggot.

Tom Cruise went from noob to noobfaggot when he announced he was a Scientologist.

noobfaggot by noobnumber1 September 29, 2011

noobfest 

A room full of noobs. To be in a game full of Noobs.
Fucking Noobs sticking together as a pack.

Pro: "Wow its a noobfest in here."
NooB: "Shutup I know i fucking suck at the game."

noobfest by spedd0gg November 16, 2005