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noobfest
The proper name for the Halo series, sometimes included in the subtitle.
Ex.
Noobfest
Noobfest 2
Noobfest 3
or
Halo: Noobfest 1
Etc.
Ex.
Noobfest
Noobfest 2
Noobfest 3
or
Halo: Noobfest 1
Etc.
Noob: Man, I just got Halo 3. It's EASILY the greatest FPS of all time!
Guy: Yeah... Have you played any other FPS in the past 10 years?
Noob: OF COURSE, HALO 1 AND HALO 2!
Guy: That shit is a noobfest. I'd rather play Duke Nukem 3D.
Noob: pssht, noob, who doesn't like halo?
Guy: People who have played real FPS
Guy: Yeah... Have you played any other FPS in the past 10 years?
Noob: OF COURSE, HALO 1 AND HALO 2!
Guy: That shit is a noobfest. I'd rather play Duke Nukem 3D.
Noob: pssht, noob, who doesn't like halo?
Guy: People who have played real FPS
noobfest by shoshofresh January 5, 2009
Related Words
Noobiest
The noob with the least expierience. Somebody who sucks more than other noobs. Used as an insult by people, usually gamers, to say, you're worse than all the other noobs.
NoobiestNoob
1) A person who has very low confidence in playing dota and often refers to himself as Noob or noobiest noob. This is of course in an attempt to put down the effort one has to contribute in the game. By refering to him/her self as noob, they believe that teammates expect less out of them and they can get away with being noob (although its really a self confidence issue). Prefered heroes include: Nai'x, Faceless Void, PA, any hero which needs to farm + autoattack. (They dont have confidence to use spells).
2) True Captain
3) True Patriot
4) True Boziatis
5) The Dean
6) NoobiestNoob
7) eagl(without e)_down_under
2) True Captain
3) True Patriot
4) True Boziatis
5) The Dean
6) NoobiestNoob
7) eagl(without e)_down_under
1) Eh True Captain stop calling yourself NoobiestNoob, you're after all the true captain.
2) NoobiestNoob has entered the room
2 mins later....
NoobiestNoob pulled plug due to low confidence
2) NoobiestNoob has entered the room
2 mins later....
NoobiestNoob pulled plug due to low confidence
NoobiestNoob by PicNikPic May 28, 2011
noob fest
a large group of people that are playing halo online and are getting beat badly because of their lack of experince
noob fest by kyle sheehan August 4, 2007
noobdestroyer69
usually a mega chad just sweating on roblox. this is the ideal male and you do not want to cross him.
john: Want to play roblox
sven: sure.
They join strucid
Noobdestroyer69 approaches.
john: runs
sven: oh hi
noobdestroyer69: nothing personal, noob
sven fucking dies.
john: Want to play roblox
sven: sure.
They join strucid
Noobdestroyer69 approaches.
john: runs
sven: oh hi
noobdestroyer69: nothing personal, noob
sven fucking dies.
noobdestroyer69 by .PlebHead. November 28, 2020
Noobiest Noob
One who has very low self esteem or confidence. They usually are called a noob when they just get a game or have no in-game purchases. They may get cyber bullied.
Or
A name of a unpopular YouTuber but the definition is pretty much the same.
Or
A name of a unpopular YouTuber but the definition is pretty much the same.
Noobiest Noob by NoobiestNoob_YT June 27, 2018
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