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Someone who is a noob at being a homosexual
Tom Cruise is silently a noobfag
Noobfag by Noobowners May 7, 2010
Another one of those dumb insults that idiots on the internet use. It does not really have a recognized definition and is only used by idiots on the internet trying to make themselves sound cooler.
Person: Avatar The Last Airbender is my favorite anime!
Person 2: ur a dumb noobfag its not even anime.
noobfag by Sensiblé September 8, 2015

Noob-Fag 

A "Noob-Fag" is some one who does not no how to use a computer properly.
"Anon1:How do I mount ISO?!?!"
"Everyone else: "What a noob-fag."

"Anon1: What is a torrent?"
"Anon2: Stop being a noob-fag and go google it... Bitch."
Noob-Fag by Mr. Hatta July 25, 2011

noobfaggot 

a noob that does something so n00b that he/she goes beyond being a regular noob and becomes a noobfaggot.
Tom Cruise went from noob to noobfaggot when he announced he was a Scientologist.
noobfaggot by noobnumber1 September 29, 2011

noobageddon 

a sudden wave of noobs joining your server and making the game suck/lag with their crapness
1337_player: AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! the server is full of NOOOOOOOOOOOBS!!
It's like NOOBAGEDDON!
noobageddon by Arrow January 10, 2005

Anal Noobage 

1. n. A sexual position achieved by putting one's scrotum in a noob's anus in halo.
Anal Noobage is a shameful act.
Anal Noobage by gjelstiznles August 13, 2006
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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