No Offence

No offence, usually said right before someone horribly insults you. It removes guilt from them and so they can say anything, however cruel without feeling remorseful.

Tony: "No Offence, but you look like you fell on your face when you were born."

by 56jack87 December 15, 2009

No Offence

Making fun of someone, but telling them to get mad.

With saying No Offence:
Mike:Hey Bob
Bob: What?
Mike: No Offence dude, but your mom is fat.
Bob: oh its cool

Without saying No Offence:
Mike: Hey bob
Bob:what?
Mike:your mom is fat
Bob: OH HELL NO, YOUR ASS IS GRASS

by Scrooge McFucks Honey Bin January 9, 2011

No Offence

No offence is said when you say something that is offensive, so you say 'no offence'.

You are really ugly, no offence.

by sirenabacklove October 10, 2017

no offence

Said purposefully straight after a direct insult to take any heat off.

Your a dickhead, no offence

by ChopStiR January 20, 2011

no offence

1. A phrase said in embarrassment after accidentally insulting someone.

2. A phrase used to crudely draw attention yourself, and the fact that you're about to say something offensive.

Say "No offence, but..." -
and everyone within earshot will have paused to hear the outrageous insulting gobshite you're about to come out with.

A: "No offence, bu-"
B: "SHUT THE F**K UP YOU TOOL"

by tiggly April 8, 2005

no offence

An excuse to insult someone. Anyone who uses this word is a tool.

"No offense, but you're a fucking chink honky dyke skank turdburglar nancy."

"None taken"

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

no offence

A phrase used when someone wants to make something seem less offensive. Most of the time it just makes them sound like an asshole.

"no offence" but you are fat and lazy...

by Skryko December 6, 2019