Noffed

The act of being utterly annihilated in any phsyical way; typically through long distance running

Runner 1: "I missed practice yesterday cus i'm a panzy, what did we do"

Runner 2: "Don't speak to me.... I'm to sore from getting Noffed.... Hard"

by cross country kid November 3, 2011

Neffed the Meeting

To join a meeting under the guise of one topic, only to direct the discussion to a more entertaining (or often business-centric) conversation.

We met to discuss the audit, but he neffed the meeting and all we talked about was Monty Python

by Genevieve Magoo September 23, 2010

naffed

an office-friendly alternative to f*cked. implies dismissal, disdain, dislike, disinterest, etc.

well he can go and get naffed then.

by ezz September 23, 2004

Noffer

To Get Noffed or to take Noff means getting high. Noff being the word for weed and a Noffer being a stoner.

Bradley -"Dude I'm so high right now!"

Giles-"Your a complete Noffer!"

by The Noffer September 24, 2011

neffed

To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone
also Total and undeniable dominance of a person, group of people or situation as to make them/it akin to ones bitch.

Dude! you just got Neffed up the A! or
You were really neffed when you walked in on your girlfriend cheating on you.

by alex neff January 2, 2008

Noffe

Everything and nothing and nothing and everything.

You are a Noffe

by Noffe wars August 13, 2018

Niffed

When you're intoxicated from cigarettes and coffee

We were so damn niffed yesterday nigguh! We drank 2 cops of coffee and we smoked 3 cigarettes!

by Bregysunnyboy March 8, 2011