Noffed 

The act of being utterly annihilated in any phsyical way; typically through long distance running

Runner 1: "I missed practice yesterday cus i'm a panzy, what did we do"

Runner 2: "Don't speak to me.... I'm to sore from getting Noffed.... Hard"

Noffed by cross country kid November 3, 2011

Neffed the Meeting 

To join a meeting under the guise of one topic, only to direct the discussion to a more entertaining (or often business-centric) conversation.

We met to discuss the audit, but he neffed the meeting and all we talked about was Monty Python

Neffed the Meeting by Genevieve Magoo September 23, 2010

naffed 

an office-friendly alternative to f*cked. implies dismissal, disdain, dislike, disinterest, etc.

well he can go and get naffed then.

naffed by ezz September 23, 2004

Noffer 

To Get Noffed or to take Noff means getting high. Noff being the word for weed and a Noffer being a stoner.

Bradley -"Dude I'm so high right now!"

Giles-"Your a complete Noffer!"

Noffer by The Noffer September 24, 2011

neffed 

To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone
also Total and undeniable dominance of a person, group of people or situation as to make them/it akin to ones bitch.

Dude! you just got Neffed up the A! or
You were really neffed when you walked in on your girlfriend cheating on you.

neffed by alex neff January 2, 2008

Noffe 

Everything and nothing and nothing and everything.

You are a Noffe

Noffe by Noffe wars August 13, 2018

Niffed 

When you're intoxicated from cigarettes and coffee

We were so damn niffed yesterday nigguh! We drank 2 cops of coffee and we smoked 3 cigarettes!

Niffed by Bregysunnyboy March 8, 2011