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(As taken from the Miami Twice episode of Only Fools and Horses):

Rodney - "You don't think that Rico might be a .....noofter?"

Del Boy - "A noofter...? No, he's Italian, ain't he? You can't have an Italian noofter, it's a well known medical fact!!"
Noofter by Ses101 May 19, 2015
Words you can keep
Derogatory term for a gentleman of homosexual persuasion.
"The bloke that died in Michael Barrymore's pool was a right noofter"
noofter by Enoch Powell November 16, 2007
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well, Dan Nimmons is a six form geek and he made it up.
it means....i dont know what it means.
it can mean whatever you want it to mean!
Dan Nimmons and Elliot Lipski are Noofters.
noofter by Dan Nimmons October 23, 2007

fig nooters 

iCarly parody of Fig Nuetens (the cookies)
Spencer: it's just a bunch of fig nooters! what's up with the fig nooters??!
fig nooters by c pop loves dick March 25, 2016

Noofster 

A person who is fantastically brilliant and excels in Knowledge of the nerdy subjects.( like tv, school, books, youtube, awesome, ext.) Loves Fuu's, hates decepticons. Their fashion style is like a hipsters, they are just a lot awesomer, and like to laugh and write things.
you know those three girls, abbie, anna and alice? they are total Noofsters.

or

Boy: I think I'm in love with that girl.

other boy: Umm why?

Boy: Because she is a total Noofster!
Noofster by Noofster December 31, 2010

Nootered 

An animal that will be taken to the vet for an appointment
I’m going to nootered my dog.
Nootered by MiaBlogs5 July 4, 2018

Nooterhooter 

ɴᴏᴜɴ - ɪɴꜰᴏʀᴍᴀʟ
1) Someone who is "outrageous."
2) A way to describe someone being "down bad."
"His outfit was so wild and colorful that everyone at the party thought he was a total nooterhooter."

"The way he spoke about those characters was completely nooterhooter."
Nooterhooter by Butterfingerguy October 5, 2023
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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