noobfaggot Share definition Flag a noob that does something so n00b that he/she goes beyond being a regular noob and becomes a noobfaggot. Tom Cruise went from noob to noobfaggot when he announced he was a Scientologist. noobfaggot by noobnumber1 September 29, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the noobfaggot mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch