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A bizarre and senseless misintepretation of the name 'Dave'.
Phone Caller: "Hi Roberto, it's Dave. Is Mike there?"
Roberto: "Sure, let me put you on hold."
Mike: "Who is on hold for me?"
Roberto: "I think it's Noof."


by Noofnoof December 25, 2007
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A crazy ass horse that can use facebook somehow.
Did you see what Horsenoofin Noof posted today? I lol'd pretty hard!
by HNN January 18, 2011
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A word created by Ayumi and Ryrk because they party like rockstars `-` Used to describe anything. Very popular throughout the gaming world.
"Hay, sup my noof"
"Nm noof, u no how it goes"
"Maan, I swear, dat shawty over thar be noofin like hell"
"I'm tryin to noof noof in that"
"BUT CAN YOU NOOF UP DUDE??"
"`-` Narnia is for noofs"
"Gaiety sucks."
by Source: OmgItsAyumi`-` August 30, 2008
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an idiot, a goof, someone silly
"Oops, I just threw loads of money down a drain!" "You stupid noof!"
by Tally February 20, 2003
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The male version of a queef. When air trapped in the penazia is passed through head of the penis. Similar to air trapped in a clown ballon.

“What the hell was that Eric?”
“Sorry it was noof, it happens when I’m nervous”
“What the fuck is a noof?”
“A dick fart. My dick farted”

See also- gueef, dick fart,
by Chris L. August 01, 2018
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